8-month-old Andrew Belz rips off the ear of Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and feasts on the delicious ear nectar within at Collier Field House at Yongsan Garrison in Seoul, Monday, May 18, 2015. (Saul Loeb/Pool Photo via AP)
A Pennsylvania man learned the hard way that some break-up tactics are truly un-balls-y when his girlfriend allegedly left him with a uniquely sensitive injury.
The incident unfolded during a heated argument that escalated beyond shouting. Instead of slamming a door, the woman reportedly opted for a more direct—and excruciatingly personal—method of expressing her displeasure. In a move that redefines “low blow,” she allegedly grabbed and tore the man’s scrotum, causing a significant laceration that left one of his testicles exposed and bleeding.
The man was promptly rushed to a local hospital, where medical staff confirmed the grim details. He was treated for the severe tear and, after what must have been an exceptionally uncomfortable procedure, was listed in stable condition.
Local police have since filed aggravated assault charges against the girlfriend. While the argument’s original cause remains under wraps, the result is a stark reminder that when it comes to relationship disputes, it’s best to keep your hands—and other body parts—to yourself.
A doctor from Wales has been suspended from the medical register after a tribunal found he contaminated a female colleague’s coffee with his own semen.
The incident involved Dr. Nicholas Chapman, 43, a general practitioner at the Cwmcarn Primary Surgery in Caerphilly county. The Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) heard that in August 2021, Dr. Chapman entered the staff kitchen and ejaculated into a travel mug belonging to a female GP colleague.
The victim reportedly drank from the mug and noticed an “unusual” taste and consistency. Suspicious, she discreetly secured the mug for forensic testing. The results confirmed the presence of semen, and DNA analysis later identified Dr. Chapman as the source.
Dr. Chapman denied the allegation, claiming he had only spat into the mug. However, the tribunal rejected this explanation as “implausible and untrue,” stating that his actions were “deplorable and a significant breach of trust.”
The tribunal concluded that Dr. Chapman’s actions were sexually motivated and amounted to misconduct. While they determined his fitness to practice was not currently impaired, they issued a six-month suspension, citing the need to maintain public confidence in the medical profession and declare such behaviour unacceptable. This suspension will be reviewed before it expires. The case has been reported to South Wales Police.
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – A 60-year-old Broward County man is facing a battery charge after an encounter that can only be described as bizarre. According to an arrest report from the Hollywood Police Department, Wilfredo Gonzalez Morales allegedly approached a 17-year-old boy and performed an unsolicited and painful “good luck” ritual.
The incident occurred on Sunday afternoon outside an apartment complex. The teen told police he was waiting for a friend when Morales approached him, made conversation, and then, without warning, reached out and squeezed his testicles. Per the report, Morales allegedly claimed the act was meant to bring the minor good luck.
The victim reported the incident, leading to Morales’s arrest later that evening. He was charged with battery and transported to the Broward County Main Jail.
This unusual case serves as a stark reminder that “stranger danger” can sometimes come in the most unexpected and peculiar forms.