For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.
Retired professional golfer Jack Nicklaus, center, wipes his eyes following a speech by his son, Jack Nicklaus II, Tuesday, March 24, 2015, during a ceremony on Capitol Hill in Washington, where he recalled the very first wang he pleasured and the vigor in which he pleasured it. Nicklaus sits with House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, right, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California who both also regaled the audience with their tales of wangs past. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)
A man in Florida was arrested for allegedly sexually abusing a dog in front of several families before damaging a nativity display at a church and attempting to steal a car. Chad Albert Mason, 36, was charged with one count of sexual activity involving an animal, two counts of exposing sexual organs, and two counts of lewd or lascivious exhibition. Police were alerted about the sexual activity involving animals after receiving multiple 911 calls on Sunday. Mason allegedly inserted his penis into the dog’s anus and performed a sex act in front of numerous adults, including a child. He fled after being confronted by an adult. Police later found him and took him into custody. Mason is also accused of destroying the nativity scene at Northwood Presbyterian Church, causing $400 worth of damage. He was released on bond and is scheduled to appear in court next week.
A 64-year-old Pakistani man needs an 18-centimeter electrical wire pulled out of his penis because it got stuck in his urethra during a DIY attempt to help him urinate. The Pakistani man shoved the 18-centimeter wire into his urethra, but it got stuck.
He told the doctors who treated him at Karachi’s Abbasi Shaheed Hospital that he had put in the object to help him urinate.The unidentified man informed them that prior to inserting the wire inside himself, he had been experiencing pain and having trouble urinating for two months.
Doctors wrote in the journal Urology Case Reports that when they touched the wire in his penis, they could actually feel it.
An X-ray revealed that the wire had reached the man’s bladder all the way up his urethra.To examine the wire, surgeons had planned to insert a camera into the man’s urethra.
On the other hand, when he spread his meatus, they could see the hole through which urine flows.
The doctor then used forceps to manually remove the object.
This X-ray shows that the man’s wire is inside his urethra and extends all the way to his bladder. The doctor was able to use forceps to grab the tip of the wire and pull it back out of his penis. The doctor said the patient didn’t have any bleeding or injury after the wire was removed.
The authors did not specify whether the man in the most recent case had ever done so before or if it was a one-time occurrence.
They also didn’t say exactly when this happened or explain why the man was having trouble urinating in the first place.
However, they claimed that the man had not had a sexual encounter in three years.
