Tales Of Wangs Past

Retired professional golfer Jack Nicklaus, center, wipes his eyes following a speech by his son, Jack Nicklaus II, Tuesday, March 24, 2015, during a ceremony on Capitol Hill in Washington, where he recalled the very first wang he pleasured and the vigor in which he pleasured it. Nicklaus sits with House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, right, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California who both also regaled the audience with their tales of wangs past. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

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In a macabre twist of fate, a convicted serial killer met his end not by execution or inmate violence, but in the midst of a bizarre, solitary sex act that went fatally wrong.
According to a recently leaked coroner’s report, [Killer’s Name], who was serving multiple life sentences for a series of brutal murders, died in his cell from autoerotic asphyxiation. The practice, which involves intentionally restricting oxygen to the brain to enhance sexual pleasure, is notoriously dangerous.
The report concluded that the inmate’s death was accidental, stemming from his own actions. Officials found him unresponsive in his cell during a routine check. Despite efforts by prison staff, he could not be revived.
The incident adds a grimly ironic footnote to the story of a man who showed no mercy to his victims. For the families of those he killed, his death—a result of a reckless pursuit of personal gratification—offers a strange and unsettling form of closure. There is a poignant sense of poetic justice that the killer’s final act was one of self-destruction, a stark contrast to the violence he inflicted on others.
The case has also raised questions about inmate supervision, but ultimately, it stands as a darkly humorous and cautionary tale about the unpredictable ways fate can deliver its verdict.

The Public Nuisance: How a Courtroom Farce Let a Serial Offender Slip Through the CracksThe Public Nuisance: How a Courtroom Farce Let a Serial Offender Slip Through the Cracks


The story of Serge Kadima Mbuye reads less like a court docket and more like a satirical play about a broken system. For years, Mbuye became a familiar, unwelcome presence in Dublin, known for committing lewd acts in public view. Despite being brought before the courts nearly 70 times, he repeatedly avoided significant consequences, leading to public frustration and a questioning of judicial effectiveness.
The cycle was as predictable as it was frustrating. Arrested for indecent exposure, Mbuye would be charged, brought to court, and often released on bail. He would then fail to appear for his next hearing, a warrant would be issued for his arrest, and the cycle would begin anew upon his next offense. This legal limbo allowed him to continue his behavior for years.
The primary hurdle was a question of jurisdiction and evidence. Many of Mbuye’s alleged acts occurred on DART trains, which travel through multiple garda districts. This created a procedural nightmare, requiring complex coordination between stations to bring a cohesive case. Furthermore, the transient nature of the offenses—with witnesses and victims quickly disappearing as the train moved—made evidence-gathering a significant challenge.
Psychiatric assessments presented another layer of complexity. While reports suggested Mbuye understood the criminality of his actions, questions about his mental state were repeatedly used to delay proceedings or mitigate sentencing, adding to the judicial gridlock.
The case reached a climax of absurdity when Mbuye, while already on bail for multiple charges, was arrested yet again. This time, a judge finally decided to jail him, citing his “blatant disregard” for the law and the court process. The sentence was a recognition that the system’s tolerance had been stretched to its limit by a man who had mastered its weaknesses.
The saga of Serge Kadima Mbuye is a stark illustration of how procedural gaps and systemic delays can undermine public safety and confidence. It’s a tale not of a master criminal, but of a public nuisance who exposed the cracks in the foundation, leaving a trail of exasperated gardaí, victims, and judges in his wake.

Perineum SunningPerineum Sunning

Wellness influencers swear by the newest craze: perineum sunning. They’re getting some sun where the sun doesn’t shine.

Tanning one’s cans, also known as perineum sunning by influencers, is the hottest wellness trend.

An influencer who goes by the name Ra of Earth states, You will receive more energy from this electric node in a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on. He makes a gesture toward the sun while three naked men lie down, point their backs to the sky, and make sounds of pleasure in a viral video that has received over 35,000 views.

A step-by-step Sun Worship exercise from The Tao of Sexology: has also been posted by Ra of Earth. According to Dr. Stephen T. Chang’s book The Book of Infinite Wisdom, the practice can aid in keeping the area healthy and germ-free.

Earth’s Chang and Ra aren’t the only ones. It appears that other influencers are similarly motivated to take in some of the most vile rays.

[Thirty] seconds of injection of direct sunlight to the anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun for the entire day! Influencer Troy Casey writes.

One Californian claims that taking vitamin D supplements improves her sleep and regulates her hormones.

A picture of a woman who goes by the name Metaphysical Meagan captions it, For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum and yoni into my daily rising routine. The picture shows the woman completely naked on a rock. Meagan claims that her study of Taoism was the first place she learned about perineum sunning, and she has recently switched from drinking coffee in the morning to sunning her anus.

The peculiarity grabbed the more extensive web’s eye after one Twitter client posted Meagan’s photograph and inscription, to the tune of in excess of 84,000 preferences.

Even celebrities are getting their bums sunbaked. Shailene Woodley, best known for her holistic lifestyle that doesn’t even include a television, has admitted that she has also done perineum sunning.

She told Into The Gloss in 2014, Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D. I was reading an article about yeast infections and other genital problems written by an herbalist I studied. She said that vitamin D is the best thing. If you feel tired, spend an hour in the sun to see how much energy you have. Or, if you live in a region with prolonged winters, spread your legs and enjoy the sunshine when it finally arrives.

Be that as it may, clinical experts are a long way from persuaded the training has any legitimacy.

Dr. Diana Gall of the UK-based online doctor service Doctor 4 U tells Insider, There is no evidence that sunbathing in this manner has any effect on physical well-being.

She asserts, Yes, it is beneficial for mental and physical health to practice mindfulness and meditation and get your vitamin D, but you don’t need to damage your skin in the process from sun exposure.

There are no additional benefits of doing this naked in the sun, according to Gall, who adds that there are different and safer ways to practice mindfulness.

The Federal Trade Commission is having difficulty persuading influencers to shed more light on product endorsements because they are currently letting the sun shine in their back door.