The Elephant’s Trunk and His True JoyThe Elephant’s Trunk and His True Joy
An elephant used his trunk for everything—lifting, drinking, greeting. One day he used it to caress his enormous, thick wang. The dual sensation of trunk and wang sent waves of pleasure through his massive body until he trumpeted in ecstasy. Thereafter the trunk’s favorite task was pleasing the wang it could so easily reach.
And the moral of the story is, the tools nature gives you are best used to enjoy the wang nature also gave you.