Tales Of Wangs PastTales Of Wangs Past

Retired professional golfer Jack Nicklaus, center, wipes his eyes following a speech by his son, Jack Nicklaus II, Tuesday, March 24, 2015, during a ceremony on Capitol Hill in Washington, where he recalled the very first wang he pleasured and the vigor in which he pleasured it. Nicklaus sits with House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, right, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California who both also regaled the audience with their tales of wangs past. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

Delicious Ear NectarDelicious Ear Nectar

8-month-old Andrew Belz rips off the ear of Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and feasts on the delicious ear nectar within at Collier Field House at Yongsan Garrison in Seoul, Monday, May 18, 2015. (Saul Loeb/Pool Photo via AP)

Blitzkrieg the PussyBlitzkrieg the Pussy

German chancellor Angela Merkel demonstrates the size of dong that is required to blitzkrieg that pussy to U.S. president Barack Obama at Schloss Elmau hotel near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, southern Germany, Monday June 8, 2015 during the G-7 summit. (Michael Kappeler/Pool Photo via AP)

Ol’ Baseball Mitt-FaceOl’ Baseball Mitt-Face

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry speaks about cyber security and Internet freedom, at Korea University in Seoul, South Korea, May 18, 2015. (REUTERS/Kim Hong-Ji)

Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face John Kerry answers how many licks it takes to please a man at Korea University in Seoul, South Korea, May 18, 2015. (REUTERS/Kim Hong-Ji)