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Blitzkrieg the PussyBlitzkrieg the Pussy
German chancellor Angela Merkel demonstrates the size of dong that is required to blitzkrieg that pussy to U.S. president Barack Obama at Schloss Elmau hotel near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, southern Germany, Monday June 8, 2015 during the G-7 summit. (Michael Kappeler/Pool Photo via AP)
Bernd Lucke Squeals With DelightBernd Lucke Squeals With Delight
Bernd Lucke, founder and co-chairman of the eurosceptic Alternative fuer Deutschland (AfD) squeals with delight at recalling the size of his favorite trouser snake while he addresses the party congress in Essen, western Germany, July 4, 2015. (REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay)
Hillary Clinton Eats ChildrenHillary Clinton Eats Children
Hillary Clinton squeals with delight at the sight of all the little children she can eat in the audience as she arrives at a town hall campaign event, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016, in Derry, N.H. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)
Donald Trump Loves Scrumptious WeinerDonald Trump Loves Scrumptious Weiner
Donald Trump is giddy with glee at the sight of a scrumptious weiner during a CNN town hall at the University of South Carolina in Columbia, S.C. (Photo: Andrew Harnik/AP)
Donald Trump: Wang HunterDonald Trump: Wang Hunter
Donald Trump on the hunt for any luscious wangs in the audience at a rally at Clemson University’s livestock arena in Pendleton, S.C. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
Ol’ Baseball Mitt-FaceOl’ Baseball Mitt-Face
Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face John Kerry answers how many licks it takes to please a man at Korea University in Seoul, South Korea, May 18, 2015. (REUTERS/Kim Hong-Ji)
We have got no wangs going down the mountainWe have got no wangs going down the mountain
Slovenia’s Peter Prevc demonstrates his impressive wang-sucky-while-ski-jumping skills during a tournament in Innsbruck, Austria, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader)
Now I Will Drink Some WaterNow I Will Drink Some Water
Trump demonstrates how he made Jeb Bush his personal hand puppet. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
Marco Rubio – Wang EnthusiastMarco Rubio – Wang Enthusiast
Marco Rubio enthusiastically raises his hands when asked who loves the wang. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)