Donald Trump Loves Scrumptious WeinerDonald Trump Loves Scrumptious Weiner
Donald Trump is giddy with glee at the sight of a scrumptious weiner during a CNN town hall at the University of South Carolina in Columbia, S.C. (Photo: Andrew Harnik/AP)
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Donald Trump: Wang HunterDonald Trump: Wang Hunter
Donald Trump on the hunt for any luscious wangs in the audience at a rally at Clemson University’s livestock arena in Pendleton, S.C. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
Ol’ Baseball Mitt-FaceOl’ Baseball Mitt-Face
Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face John Kerry answers how many licks it takes to please a man at Korea University in Seoul, South Korea, May 18, 2015. (REUTERS/Kim Hong-Ji)
We have got no wangs going down the mountainWe have got no wangs going down the mountain
Slovenia’s Peter Prevc demonstrates his impressive wang-sucky-while-ski-jumping skills during a tournament in Innsbruck, Austria, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader)
Now I Will Drink Some WaterNow I Will Drink Some Water
Trump demonstrates how he made Jeb Bush his personal hand puppet. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
Marco Rubio – Wang EnthusiastMarco Rubio – Wang Enthusiast
Marco Rubio enthusiastically raises his hands when asked who loves the wang. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)
Paint Trumps Face With DemocracyPaint Trumps Face With Democracy
Donald Trump indicates where he wants the sweet man-goo of democracy sprayed, ie all over his face. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
Sweet Incestuous LoveSweet Incestuous Love
Jeb Bush and his brother, former President George W. Bush, make sweet incestuous love as his recent ex-rival Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina and former first lady Laura Bush applaud the tender sight. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)