
Marco Rubio enthusiastically raises his hands when asked who loves the wang. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Marco Rubio enthusiastically raises his hands when asked who loves the wang. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)

In a bizarre and costly crime, thieves have made off with two tanks of high-value bull semen from a farm in Clogher, County Tyrone. The theft of the cryogenic storage units represents a major financial blow, with the contents estimated to be worth a substantial sum into the tens of thousands of pounds.
The thieves targeted the farm sometime between Monday evening and Tuesday morning. The stolen semen was valuable genetic material used for artificial insemination in cattle breeding programs.
The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) has launched an investigation and is appealing for witnesses. Given the highly specialized nature of the stolen property, they believe the tanks would be difficult for the thieves to sell on. Anyone noticing suspicious activity related to agricultural genetic materials is encouraged to contact the police immediately.


An Alabama gas station parking lot was the site of an unusual discovery when a human penis was found early Monday morning, according to a local newspaper. The gas station is situated on Interstate 10 in Mobile.
The Mobile Police Department suspects that the penis may have belonged to a victim of a fatal motorcycle accident that occurred on a nearby highway. Christopher Means, aged 29, passed away after losing control of his motorcycle and being struck by multiple vehicles.
The Mobile Police Department has confirmed to FOX News Digital that the penis discovered at the gas station is not linked to an assault or a murder. A gas station employee is said to have discovered the body part.
Though the police have not explained how the penis ended up at the gas station, local reports indicate that surveillance footage indicates that it may have dropped from a truck that had pulled over for fuel.
