
Sen. Lindsey Graham enthusiastically demonstrates just how much he loves the wang during a town hall meeting in Murrells Inlet, S.C. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Sen. Lindsey Graham enthusiastically demonstrates just how much he loves the wang during a town hall meeting in Murrells Inlet, S.C. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)


The world of elite ski jumping is soaring to new heights, but a scandal dubbed “Penis-Gate” has officials scrambling to keep things grounded. A new wave of controversy suggests that some athletes may be engaging in highly unorthodox methods to gain an aerodynamic edge: manually adjusting their genitals before a jump.
The issue centers on a lesser-known piece of equipment: the humble “speed suit.” These full-body suits are designed to be incredibly tight, minimizing air resistance as athletes fly down the in-run at speeds exceeding 60 mph. However, the smooth, seamless surface intended for optimal airflow can be compromised by, well, anatomical protrusions.
While regulations allow for protective cups in other sports like ski cross, their use is reportedly uncommon in ski jumping due to the potential for creating unwanted drag. This has allegedly led to a peculiar form of pre-jump preparation among some male competitors.
The Allegations Take Flight
Insiders claim that a subtle “tucking” or repositioning maneuver has become a covert tactic to ensure a completely flat profile under the suit. The goal is simple physics: a smoother surface equals less wind resistance, which can translate to precious extra centimeters of distance on the landing hill.
The International Ski Federation (FIS) is now facing calls for clarity. While the rules strictly govern suit material, thickness, and even how much the suit can “stand away” from the body at certain points, they are seemingly silent on the subject of anatomical optimization. This grey area has created a heated debate over what constitutes a fair advantage versus an illicit manipulation of equipment—even if that “equipment” is biological.
A Bizarre Twist in Sports Science
The scandal adds a bizarre new chapter to the sport’s relentless pursuit of aerodynamics, where athletes have long perfected their “V-style” body position to act like a wing. “Penis-Gate” pushes the limits of sports science into uncomfortably personal territory.
For now, the FIS has not announced any formal investigations, leaving athletes and fans suspended in a state of bemusement. As one official quipped, it’s a sensitive issue that’s proving difficult to get a handle on. The world will be watching the next competition closely, perhaps wondering not just about the style of the jump, but what subtle preparations made it possible.

On Friday, pictures of Harvey Weinstein’s genitalia were shown to the jury in his Los Angeles sex crimes trial.

The pictures were remembered for an envelope of other photographs and reports introduced to the 12-part jury in a confidential room at Los Angeles Predominant Court.
In Weinstein’s trial for 11 counts of rape and sexual assault against five women between 2003 and 2014, the collection of documents was included as an exhibit.
The private parts of the convicted pervert are the focus of Weinstein’s most recent trial.
According to prosecutors, the disgraced film producer had surgery in 1999 to treat Fournier’s Gangrene, which left him with scarring and changes in his genitalia. Specialists eliminated a portion of Weinstein’s scrotum and put them into his thighs.
Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson stated on Monday that that surgery left pretty obvious scars, which you can see in the pictures.
On Friday, pictures of Harvey Weinstein’s genitalia were shown to the jury in his Los Angeles sex crimes trial.
The pictures were remembered for an envelope of other photographs and reports introduced to the 12-part jury in a confidential room at Los Angeles Unrivaled Court.
In Weinstein’s trial for 11 counts of rape and sexual assault against five women between 2003 and 2014, the collection of documents was included as an exhibit.
The private parts of the convicted pervert are the focus of Weinstein’s most recent trial.
According to prosecutors, the disgraced film producer had surgery in 1999 to treat Fournier’s Gangrene, which left him with scarring and changes in his genitalia. Specialists eliminated a portion of Weinstein’s scrotum and set them into his thighs.
Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson stated on Monday that that surgery left pretty obvious scars, which you can see in the pictures.
A Dirty Dancing 2 actress testified that Weinstein masturbated on her face in 2003 while his assistant waited outside a hotel room after demanding she give him a naked massage. The images were shown just one day later.
The 22-year-old woman claimed that Weinstein pushed her onto the bed, but she never saw his genitalia.
