Donald Trump: Wang HunterDonald Trump: Wang Hunter

Donald Trump on the hunt for any luscious wangs in the audience at a rally at Clemson University’s livestock arena in Pendleton, S.C. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Donald Trump on the hunt for any luscious wangs in the audience at a rally at Clemson University’s livestock arena in Pendleton, S.C. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

Trump demonstrates how he made Jeb Bush his personal hand puppet. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)

Marco Rubio enthusiastically raises his hands when asked who loves the wang. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)

Donald Trump indicates where he wants the sweet man-goo of democracy sprayed, ie all over his face. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)

South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, Marco Rubio, Rep. Trey Gowdy and Sen. Tim Scott can’t contain their enthusiasm when asked, “who loves the wang?”. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)

Ted Cruz strangles a drifter while whispering “the crow flies at midnight” at a rally at Springmaid Resort in Myrtle Beach, S.C. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)

Donald Trump demonstrates his “Oh” face and we’ve not been able to sleep since. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

A supporter of the Pro-Kurdish Peoples’ Democratic Party (HDP) braces himself for the sweet man-goo of democracy during the parliamentary election, in Diyarbakir, Turkey, June 8, 2015. (REUTERS/Osman Orsal)

Sen. Lindsey Graham enthusiastically demonstrates just how much he loves the wang during a town hall meeting in Murrells Inlet, S.C. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)

Senator Ted Cruz shows off his impressive wang loving skills as he speaks during a rally at the Southeastern Institute of Manufacturing & Technology in Florence, S.C. (Photo: Jacquelyn Martin/AP)