
Donald Trump indicates where he wants the sweet man-goo of democracy sprayed, ie all over his face. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Donald Trump indicates where he wants the sweet man-goo of democracy sprayed, ie all over his face. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)

In a bizarre and costly crime, thieves have made off with two tanks of high-value bull semen from a farm in Clogher, County Tyrone. The theft of the cryogenic storage units represents a major financial blow, with the contents estimated to be worth a substantial sum into the tens of thousands of pounds.
The thieves targeted the farm sometime between Monday evening and Tuesday morning. The stolen semen was valuable genetic material used for artificial insemination in cattle breeding programs.
The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) has launched an investigation and is appealing for witnesses. Given the highly specialized nature of the stolen property, they believe the tanks would be difficult for the thieves to sell on. Anyone noticing suspicious activity related to agricultural genetic materials is encouraged to contact the police immediately.

Nigerian officials made a startling discovery in the north-central city of Kontagora last week – thousands of dried donkey penises being smuggled out of the country. The donkey parts were found hidden in a truck headed to Hong Kong, where they are highly valued for use in traditional Chinese medicine.
This massive seizure sheds light on a booming and sinister trade that has wreaked havoc on Nigeria’s donkey population. As demand for donkey skins and body parts has skyrocketed in China in recent years, Nigerian donkeys have been slaughtered by the millions to feed this illicit industry.
Conservationists warn that unchecked, this rapidly growing trade could spell extinction for Nigerian donkeys. Already, the country’s donkey population has plunged from around 3 million in 2016 to just 800,000 today as smugglers try to cash in.
In an effort to halt this alarming decline, Nigeria banned the export and slaughter of donkeys in 2016. However, international criminal networks have continued the brutal trade by smuggling donkey parts out of the country to meet surging demand in China.
The recent seizure of over 3,000 donkey penises was a major bust by Nigerian authorities trying to crack down on this cruel and illegal trade. Officials warned that smugglers caught with donkey parts will face arrest and prosecution as the government continues its fight to protect the nation’s donkeys.
For now, the confiscated donkey penises are set to be destroyed, preventing them from reaching buyers in Hong Kong. But the bigger challenge remains ending the shadowy transnational networks that drive the intense hunting of Nigerian donkeys and the horrors of the illicit donkey skin trade.

Toronto – Toronto Police have released a description of a suspect wanted in connection with a disturbing incident where a man allegedly committed an indecent act upon a woman who was walking with her infant child.
The event occurred on Tuesday, June 4, around 3:30 p.m., in the area of Yonge Street and Davisville Avenue.
According to police, a 35-year-old woman was pushing her baby in a stroller when an unknown man approached her from behind. The suspect is alleged to have ejaculated on the woman’s clothing before fleeing the scene on foot. Authorities confirmed the woman and her child were not physically injured.
Investigators have described the suspect as a man with a darker complexion, standing between 5’8″ and 5’10” with a thin build. At the time of the incident, he was wearing a black t-shirt, light-coloured pants, black shoes, and a black baseball hat worn backwards.
Police are actively seeking information from the public to identify the individual. They are also examining security camera footage from the area in hopes of locating the suspect.
