For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.
8-month-old Andrew Belz rips off the ear of Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and feasts on the delicious ear nectar within at Collier Field House at Yongsan Garrison in Seoul, Monday, May 18, 2015. (Saul Loeb/Pool Photo via AP)
A British farmhand has pleaded guilty to one of the most depraved acts imaginable – sexually abusing a cow. 25-year-old Liam Brown snuck into a barn in the middle of the night in Burton, Dorset and forcibly had intercourse with a cow.Unbeknownst to Brown, the farm owner had become concerned about the welfare of the young livestock. Alarms and surveillance equipment were set up to catch any abusive behavior. When Brown entered the barn that night in June, he triggered the alarms and was caught red-handed in the act by the farming family.DNA samples were taken from the cow after the incident that confirmed Brown’s sickening offense. In August, he sobbed in court as he pleaded guilty to charges of bestiality and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal.Brown had been known to the family since childhood as his relatives worked on the farm, making this betrayal of trust even more egregious. The judge called his actions “so serious” that he may face punishment harsher than the court can impose. The violated cow’s owners want Brown kept far away from their farm.This horrifying case has highlighted the need for measures to protect livestock from human predators. Brown’s name will now forever be synonymous with depraved cruelty. His cow victim suffered trauma no innocent creature should ever endure.
In 1972, Mo Abad was just six years old when he was pulled under a moving vehicle while walking home from a football game in Huddersfield. The accident left him with severe injuries to his groin, resulting in a fleshy tube for a penis, an inability to have sex, and the need to sit down to urinate. Mo, who now resides in Edinburgh, recounted in a conversation with LadBible last year that he was given a mere 12 hours to survive after the accident occurred. The impact had completely destroyed one testicle, while the other was pushed into his groin area.
Mo avoided discussing the incident for many years and refrained from forming intimate relationships with women, apprehensive about their potential reactions. However, his fortunes took a turn in 2012 when skilled surgeons implanted a £70,000 pump-up bionic bulge for him. The surgical team extracted skin from his arm and inserted an inflatable implant, enabling Mo to attain erections. By pressing a button located in the scrotum, two oblong-shaped balloons fill with saline solution, giving Mo the ability to achieve an erection.
This surgical intervention, known as a phalloplasty, was performed at University College Hospital in London, where surgeons complete an average of one bionic penis attachment per month.
A 79-year-old man from Japan ended up with a 90-inch jump-rope stuck in his bladder after inserting it into his urethra. In a published September study in Urology Case Reports, doctors found that the rope became tangled in the man’s bladder, forcing him to seek medical attention for difficulty with urination. Medical professionals investigating the issue found a wire-like coiled foreign body in his bladder accompanied by acoustic shadows, leading to the man’s admission of what happened. The medical team found surgery to be the only way to remove the rope through an incision in the man’s abdomen. While the man did recover from the surgery, he is not the only person to suffer from penis-related issues, as another patient had a USB cable stuck in his penis in the same month.