For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.
Hillary Clinton squeals with delight at the sight of all the little children she can eat in the audience as she arrives at a town hall campaign event, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016, in Derry, N.H. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)
Donald Trump is giddy with glee at the sight of a scrumptious weiner during a CNN town hall at the University of South Carolina in Columbia, S.C. (Photo: Andrew Harnik/AP)
Donald Trump on the hunt for any luscious wangs in the audience at a rally at Clemson University’s livestock arena in Pendleton, S.C. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face John Kerry answers how many licks it takes to please a man at Korea University in Seoul, South Korea, May 18, 2015. (REUTERS/Kim Hong-Ji)
Slovenia’s Peter Prevc demonstrates his impressive wang-sucky-while-ski-jumping skills during a tournament in Innsbruck, Austria, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader)
Trump demonstrates how he made Jeb Bush his personal hand puppet. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
Marco Rubio enthusiastically raises his hands when asked who loves the wang. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)
Donald Trump indicates where he wants the sweet man-goo of democracy sprayed, ie all over his face. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
Jeb Bush and his brother, former President George W. Bush, make sweet incestuous love as his recent ex-rival Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina and former first lady Laura Bush applaud the tender sight. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)
South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, Marco Rubio, Rep. Trey Gowdy and Sen. Tim Scott can’t contain their enthusiasm when asked, “who loves the wang?”. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters)