
Donald Trump demonstrates his “Oh” face and we’ve not been able to sleep since. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Donald Trump demonstrates his “Oh” face and we’ve not been able to sleep since. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

A 79-year-old man from Japan ended up with a 90-inch jump-rope stuck in his bladder after inserting it into his urethra. In a published September study in Urology Case Reports, doctors found that the rope became tangled in the man’s bladder, forcing him to seek medical attention for difficulty with urination. Medical professionals investigating the issue found a wire-like coiled foreign body in his bladder accompanied by acoustic shadows, leading to the man’s admission of what happened. The medical team found surgery to be the only way to remove the rope through an incision in the man’s abdomen. While the man did recover from the surgery, he is not the only person to suffer from penis-related issues, as another patient had a USB cable stuck in his penis in the same month.

