Tales Of Wangs Past

Retired professional golfer Jack Nicklaus, center, wipes his eyes following a speech by his son, Jack Nicklaus II, Tuesday, March 24, 2015, during a ceremony on Capitol Hill in Washington, where he recalled the very first wang he pleasured and the vigor in which he pleasured it. Nicklaus sits with House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, right, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California who both also regaled the audience with their tales of wangs past. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

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New Study Finds Masturbating 21+ Times Per Month Reduces Prostate Cancer RiskNew Study Finds Masturbating 21+ Times Per Month Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk

New research suggests regularly masturbating could help men reduce their risk of prostate cancer. A recent study found that men who ejaculate at least 21 times per month may lower their chances of prostate cancer by up to a third.

The study, published in European Urology, followed 31,925 men over 18 months and linked frequent masturbation with decreased prostate cancer risk, similar to the benefits of exercise and healthy eating. Researchers believe regularly clearing out toxins from the body through ejaculation offers protective effects.

This adds to a growing consensus around the health benefits of masturbation for men. Despite viral movements like No Nut November that promote abstinence, urologists argue there is no evidence that refraining from masturbation improves physical or mental wellbeing.

Dr. Rena Malik previously told Insider that research shows masturbation reduces stress and prostate cancer risk. She cited a 2016 study finding men under 50 who ejaculated over 21 times monthly had lower prostate cancer diagnoses.

While some claim masturbation hurts athletic performance, Malik dismissed this as unfounded. Instead, the newest research makes it clear that enjoying masturbation frequently could be an important part of self-care for men, with tangible impacts on health.

So while periodic abstinence challenges may seem fun, the science shows masturbating regularly well into one’s 40s could truly save lives by decreasing prostate cancer risk. For optimal health, striving for 21+ monthly masturbation sessions appears the way to go.

The female insect possesses a protruding genital organ that resembles a penis and is used to penetrate the male’s vagina-like structureThe female insect possesses a protruding genital organ that resembles a penis and is used to penetrate the male’s vagina-like structure

Male barklice of the species Neotrogla have a vagina-like indentation, while their female counterparts have a penis-like structure called a gynosome. This unique genital reversal was studied by a team of entomologists from Hokkaido University, who used micro computer tomography to create 3D models of copulating winged insects from Brazilian caves.

The gynosome is a complex organ with specific muscles and pipes that enable females to attach themselves to males for extended periods of up to 70 hours. One set of muscles unfurls the gynosome, allowing it to enter the male and suck up semen. Another set of muscles then contracts the organ, depositing the sperm into two storage slots inside the female’s body.

The team suggests that the evolution of the female penis was driven by sexual selection, favoring intense female-female competition. The females’ ability to stock up on double the amount of sperm may provide a clue as to why they are so active in their efforts to find semen. The sperm is packaged with nutrient-filled spermatophores, which may serve as a source of nutrition in resource-deprived cave environments.

The lack of reliable food sources in Brazilian caves may have facilitated the evolution of sex-role reversals in the species, where females have a greater incentive to seek out and consume nutrients through their copulatory behavior.

Home care worker puts penis in resident’s mouth for ‘comfort’Home care worker puts penis in resident’s mouth for ‘comfort’

A court has heard that a care home worker sexually assaulted a vulnerable resident in order to “comfort” her.

The accused, Samuel Shaheen, reportedly repeatedly kissed the woman, touched her breasts and buttocks, and inserted his penis in her mouth while assuring her that it was their “little secret.” According to prosecutor Ian Wright, Shaheen, who was a qualified nurse in his home country, was working as a care assistant at a residential home in Neath Port Talbot when he committed the acts. He allegedly carried out the sexual assaults on multiple occasions, with the victim being a woman with various physical and psychiatric health issues.

The court was told that the 46-year-old carer instructed the woman not to tell anyone about their secret and showed her photographs of his wife and children in Pakistan. Shaheen said that his wife was his “number one” but the victim was his “number two.”

The victim did not report the abuse for some time but eventually went to the care home manager, and the police were notified. Shaheen was arrested at his sister-in-law’s house in Newport and admitted to the sexual acts in interviews, claiming that they had been consensual. He then said that he had been acting out of kindness in providing “comfort” to the woman with his kissing and touching.

In an impact statement read to the court, the victim said that the abuse had left her feeling like she could no longer trust anyone, and she believed the experience had worsened her mental health.

Judge Christopher Vosper KC found that Shaheen had groomed the woman and taken advantage of her to carry out sexual acts. He also noted that the victim had been too afraid to report the abuse. The judge expressed concern about Shaheen’s lack of appreciation for the severity of his actions and the possibility of future offenses.

Shaheen was sentenced to four years in prison, with a one-third discount for his guilty pleas. He will serve up to half that period in custody before being released on license to serve the remainder in the community. He will also be on the sex offenders register for the rest of his life and subject to an indefinite sexual harm prevention order. The judge warned that Shaheen might be detained in an immigration center when he is released halfway through his sentence.