For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.
Retired professional golfer Jack Nicklaus, center, wipes his eyes following a speech by his son, Jack Nicklaus II, Tuesday, March 24, 2015, during a ceremony on Capitol Hill in Washington, where he recalled the very first wang he pleasured and the vigor in which he pleasured it. Nicklaus sits with House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, right, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California who both also regaled the audience with their tales of wangs past. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)
A British farmhand has pleaded guilty to one of the most depraved acts imaginable – sexually abusing a cow. 25-year-old Liam Brown snuck into a barn in the middle of the night in Burton, Dorset and forcibly had intercourse with a cow.Unbeknownst to Brown, the farm owner had become concerned about the welfare of the young livestock. Alarms and surveillance equipment were set up to catch any abusive behavior. When Brown entered the barn that night in June, he triggered the alarms and was caught red-handed in the act by the farming family.DNA samples were taken from the cow after the incident that confirmed Brown’s sickening offense. In August, he sobbed in court as he pleaded guilty to charges of bestiality and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal.Brown had been known to the family since childhood as his relatives worked on the farm, making this betrayal of trust even more egregious. The judge called his actions “so serious” that he may face punishment harsher than the court can impose. The violated cow’s owners want Brown kept far away from their farm.This horrifying case has highlighted the need for measures to protect livestock from human predators. Brown’s name will now forever be synonymous with depraved cruelty. His cow victim suffered trauma no innocent creature should ever endure.
Nigerian officials made a startling discovery in the north-central city of Kontagora last week – thousands of dried donkey penises being smuggled out of the country. The donkey parts were found hidden in a truck headed to Hong Kong, where they are highly valued for use in traditional Chinese medicine.
This massive seizure sheds light on a booming and sinister trade that has wreaked havoc on Nigeria’s donkey population. As demand for donkey skins and body parts has skyrocketed in China in recent years, Nigerian donkeys have been slaughtered by the millions to feed this illicit industry.
Conservationists warn that unchecked, this rapidly growing trade could spell extinction for Nigerian donkeys. Already, the country’s donkey population has plunged from around 3 million in 2016 to just 800,000 today as smugglers try to cash in.
In an effort to halt this alarming decline, Nigeria banned the export and slaughter of donkeys in 2016. However, international criminal networks have continued the brutal trade by smuggling donkey parts out of the country to meet surging demand in China.
The recent seizure of over 3,000 donkey penises was a major bust by Nigerian authorities trying to crack down on this cruel and illegal trade. Officials warned that smugglers caught with donkey parts will face arrest and prosecution as the government continues its fight to protect the nation’s donkeys.
For now, the confiscated donkey penises are set to be destroyed, preventing them from reaching buyers in Hong Kong. But the bigger challenge remains ending the shadowy transnational networks that drive the intense hunting of Nigerian donkeys and the horrors of the illicit donkey skin trade.
