Blitzkrieg the Pussy

German chancellor Angela Merkel demonstrates the size of dong that is required to blitzkrieg that pussy to U.S. president Barack Obama at Schloss Elmau hotel near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, southern Germany, Monday June 8, 2015 during the G-7 summit. (Michael Kappeler/Pool Photo via AP)

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Pakistani man needs 18 cm long electrical wire pulled out of his penis after it got stuck during DIY attempt to help him urinatePakistani man needs 18 cm long electrical wire pulled out of his penis after it got stuck during DIY attempt to help him urinate

A 64-year-old Pakistani man needs an 18-centimeter electrical wire pulled out of his penis because it got stuck in his urethra during a DIY attempt to help him urinate. The Pakistani man shoved the 18-centimeter wire into his urethra, but it got stuck.

He told the doctors who treated him at Karachi’s Abbasi Shaheed Hospital that he had put in the object to help him urinate.The unidentified man informed them that prior to inserting the wire inside himself, he had been experiencing pain and having trouble urinating for two months.
Doctors wrote in the journal Urology Case Reports that when they touched the wire in his penis, they could actually feel it.

An X-ray revealed that the wire had reached the man’s bladder all the way up his urethra.To examine the wire, surgeons had planned to insert a camera into the man’s urethra.

On the other hand, when he spread his meatus, they could see the hole through which urine flows.

The doctor then used forceps to manually remove the object.

This X-ray shows that the man’s wire is inside his urethra and extends all the way to his bladder. The doctor was able to use forceps to grab the tip of the wire and pull it back out of his penis. The doctor said the patient didn’t have any bleeding or injury after the wire was removed.

The authors did not specify whether the man in the most recent case had ever done so before or if it was a one-time occurrence.
They also didn’t say exactly when this happened or explain why the man was having trouble urinating in the first place.

However, they claimed that the man had not had a sexual encounter in three years.

Thousands of Smuggled Donkey Penises Seized in Nigeria Amid Surging Demand and Declining PopulationThousands of Smuggled Donkey Penises Seized in Nigeria Amid Surging Demand and Declining Population

Nigerian officials made a startling discovery in the north-central city of Kontagora last week – thousands of dried donkey penises being smuggled out of the country. The donkey parts were found hidden in a truck headed to Hong Kong, where they are highly valued for use in traditional Chinese medicine.

This massive seizure sheds light on a booming and sinister trade that has wreaked havoc on Nigeria’s donkey population. As demand for donkey skins and body parts has skyrocketed in China in recent years, Nigerian donkeys have been slaughtered by the millions to feed this illicit industry.

Conservationists warn that unchecked, this rapidly growing trade could spell extinction for Nigerian donkeys. Already, the country’s donkey population has plunged from around 3 million in 2016 to just 800,000 today as smugglers try to cash in.

In an effort to halt this alarming decline, Nigeria banned the export and slaughter of donkeys in 2016. However, international criminal networks have continued the brutal trade by smuggling donkey parts out of the country to meet surging demand in China.

The recent seizure of over 3,000 donkey penises was a major bust by Nigerian authorities trying to crack down on this cruel and illegal trade. Officials warned that smugglers caught with donkey parts will face arrest and prosecution as the government continues its fight to protect the nation’s donkeys.

For now, the confiscated donkey penises are set to be destroyed, preventing them from reaching buyers in Hong Kong. But the bigger challenge remains ending the shadowy transnational networks that drive the intense hunting of Nigerian donkeys and the horrors of the illicit donkey skin trade.

Ol’ Wheelbarrow ScrotOl’ Wheelbarrow Scrot

A man from Battle Creek, Michigan had to undergo a 14-hour operation to remove his 80-pound scrotum due to a rare condition called scrotal lymphedema. This left him in constant pain and struggling to walk, shower, or use the toilet. The condition also prevented him from having sex with his wife for seven years.

Initially, doctors were unable to determine the cause of his condition, until he saw a TLC show titled The Man with the 132lb Scrotum and reached out to Warren’s doctor, Dr Joel Gelman, at UC Irvine Medical Centre.

In 2014, Maurer underwent a 14-hour operation involving a team of eight surgeons and 12 support staff to remove 80lbs of tissue from his scrotum and around 70lbs of fat from his stomach.

Following the surgery, Maurer was able to live a more normal life and found tasks such as walking and having sexual relations easier. Dr Gelman noted that while massive scrotal lymphedema is a rare condition, they have treated men with this condition successfully for many years.