
Hillary Clinton squeals with delight at the sight of all the little children she can eat in the audience as she arrives at a town hall campaign event, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016, in Derry, N.H. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Hillary Clinton squeals with delight at the sight of all the little children she can eat in the audience as she arrives at a town hall campaign event, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016, in Derry, N.H. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)

Do Men Buy Flashy Cars to Overcompensate? Study Finds Truth in Old Stereotype
A new study suggests there may be some truth to the old stereotype that men buy flashy sports cars to compensate for lacking in other areas. Researchers at a London university set out to explore if feelings of inadequacy about penis size motivate men to seek out symbols of virility like sports cars.
The team manipulated participants’ perceptions of their manhoods by presenting misleading information intended to make some men feel below average in endowment. These men were then more likely to express interest in buying a sports car, suggesting they may use conspicuous consumption to boost self-esteem.
The effect was strongest among men over 29, who showed statistically significant increased desire for sports cars after receiving small penis misinformation. The study indicates that age impacts mating strategies, with older men more motivated to showcase status to overcome perceived inadequacies.
This builds on earlier research finding sports cars help men attract dates but don’t necessarily signal long-term partner potential. The authors suggest further study into whether other luxury items similarly compensate for male insecurities.
Of course, flashy cars likely provide an ego boost regardless of the driver’s anatomy. But this study sheds light on the deep-seated psychology potentially at play for midlife men gripped by sports car fever. While pop culture has long joked about compensation, this research suggests a real link between feelings of inadequacy and conspicuous consumption.

A man in Florida was arrested for allegedly sexually abusing a dog in front of several families before damaging a nativity display at a church and attempting to steal a car. Chad Albert Mason, 36, was charged with one count of sexual activity involving an animal, two counts of exposing sexual organs, and two counts of lewd or lascivious exhibition. Police were alerted about the sexual activity involving animals after receiving multiple 911 calls on Sunday. Mason allegedly inserted his penis into the dog’s anus and performed a sex act in front of numerous adults, including a child. He fled after being confronted by an adult. Police later found him and took him into custody. Mason is also accused of destroying the nativity scene at Northwood Presbyterian Church, causing $400 worth of damage. He was released on bond and is scheduled to appear in court next week.
