
Trump demonstrates how he made Jeb Bush his personal hand puppet. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Trump demonstrates how he made Jeb Bush his personal hand puppet. (Photo: Paul Sancya/AP)

An Alabama gas station parking lot was the site of an unusual discovery when a human penis was found early Monday morning, according to a local newspaper. The gas station is situated on Interstate 10 in Mobile.
The Mobile Police Department suspects that the penis may have belonged to a victim of a fatal motorcycle accident that occurred on a nearby highway. Christopher Means, aged 29, passed away after losing control of his motorcycle and being struck by multiple vehicles.
The Mobile Police Department has confirmed to FOX News Digital that the penis discovered at the gas station is not linked to an assault or a murder. A gas station employee is said to have discovered the body part.
Though the police have not explained how the penis ended up at the gas station, local reports indicate that surveillance footage indicates that it may have dropped from a truck that had pulled over for fuel.


A 20-year-old woman from Northwest Indiana was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly violently pulling a man’s penis. Police were called to the 700 block of Dearborn Road in Portage Township just before 7:15 p.m. on a battery report. The caller, a 26-year-old man from Valparaiso, reported that he was in a verbal argument with Zephanie Pennywell in the kitchen when she chased him, grabbed his shirt, and then grabbed his penis in a violent manner, refusing to let go and starting to pull. A roommate provided video footage of the incident, which showed Pennywell charging the man and grabbing his groin area for a brief period. Later, she was apprehended at a bar on the 300 block of U.S. Route 6. Pennywell claimed that she warned the man to stop provoking her and that the next person who annoyed her would be “d***ed.” She admitted to grabbing the man’s penis in an effort to harm him after failing to punch him in the crotch. Pennywell has been charged with battery.
