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A court has heard that a care home worker sexually assaulted a vulnerable resident in order to “comfort” her.
The accused, Samuel Shaheen, reportedly repeatedly kissed the woman, touched her breasts and buttocks, and inserted his penis in her mouth while assuring her that it was their “little secret.” According to prosecutor Ian Wright, Shaheen, who was a qualified nurse in his home country, was working as a care assistant at a residential home in Neath Port Talbot when he committed the acts. He allegedly carried out the sexual assaults on multiple occasions, with the victim being a woman with various physical and psychiatric health issues.
The court was told that the 46-year-old carer instructed the woman not to tell anyone about their secret and showed her photographs of his wife and children in Pakistan. Shaheen said that his wife was his “number one” but the victim was his “number two.”
The victim did not report the abuse for some time but eventually went to the care home manager, and the police were notified. Shaheen was arrested at his sister-in-law’s house in Newport and admitted to the sexual acts in interviews, claiming that they had been consensual. He then said that he had been acting out of kindness in providing “comfort” to the woman with his kissing and touching.
In an impact statement read to the court, the victim said that the abuse had left her feeling like she could no longer trust anyone, and she believed the experience had worsened her mental health.
Judge Christopher Vosper KC found that Shaheen had groomed the woman and taken advantage of her to carry out sexual acts. He also noted that the victim had been too afraid to report the abuse. The judge expressed concern about Shaheen’s lack of appreciation for the severity of his actions and the possibility of future offenses.
Shaheen was sentenced to four years in prison, with a one-third discount for his guilty pleas. He will serve up to half that period in custody before being released on license to serve the remainder in the community. He will also be on the sex offenders register for the rest of his life and subject to an indefinite sexual harm prevention order. The judge warned that Shaheen might be detained in an immigration center when he is released halfway through his sentence.

A man in Florida was arrested for allegedly sexually abusing a dog in front of several families before damaging a nativity display at a church and attempting to steal a car. Chad Albert Mason, 36, was charged with one count of sexual activity involving an animal, two counts of exposing sexual organs, and two counts of lewd or lascivious exhibition. Police were alerted about the sexual activity involving animals after receiving multiple 911 calls on Sunday. Mason allegedly inserted his penis into the dog’s anus and performed a sex act in front of numerous adults, including a child. He fled after being confronted by an adult. Police later found him and took him into custody. Mason is also accused of destroying the nativity scene at Northwood Presbyterian Church, causing $400 worth of damage. He was released on bond and is scheduled to appear in court next week.


A 64-year-old Pakistani man needs an 18-centimeter electrical wire pulled out of his penis because it got stuck in his urethra during a DIY attempt to help him urinate. The Pakistani man shoved the 18-centimeter wire into his urethra, but it got stuck.
He told the doctors who treated him at Karachi’s Abbasi Shaheed Hospital that he had put in the object to help him urinate.The unidentified man informed them that prior to inserting the wire inside himself, he had been experiencing pain and having trouble urinating for two months.
Doctors wrote in the journal Urology Case Reports that when they touched the wire in his penis, they could actually feel it.
An X-ray revealed that the wire had reached the man’s bladder all the way up his urethra.To examine the wire, surgeons had planned to insert a camera into the man’s urethra.
On the other hand, when he spread his meatus, they could see the hole through which urine flows.
The doctor then used forceps to manually remove the object.
This X-ray shows that the man’s wire is inside his urethra and extends all the way to his bladder. The doctor was able to use forceps to grab the tip of the wire and pull it back out of his penis. The doctor said the patient didn’t have any bleeding or injury after the wire was removed.
The authors did not specify whether the man in the most recent case had ever done so before or if it was a one-time occurrence.
They also didn’t say exactly when this happened or explain why the man was having trouble urinating in the first place.
However, they claimed that the man had not had a sexual encounter in three years.
