The Sweet Man-Goo Of Democracy

A 20-year-old woman from Northwest Indiana was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly violently pulling a man’s penis. Police were called to the 700 block of Dearborn Road in Portage Township just before 7:15 p.m. on a battery report. The caller, a 26-year-old man from Valparaiso, reported that he was in a verbal argument with Zephanie Pennywell in the kitchen when she chased him, grabbed his shirt, and then grabbed his penis in a violent manner, refusing to let go and starting to pull. A roommate provided video footage of the incident, which showed Pennywell charging the man and grabbing his groin area for a brief period. Later, she was apprehended at a bar on the 300 block of U.S. Route 6. Pennywell claimed that she warned the man to stop provoking her and that the next person who annoyed her would be “d***ed.” She admitted to grabbing the man’s penis in an effort to harm him after failing to punch him in the crotch. Pennywell has been charged with battery.

An Ohio man faced a terrifying ordeal when he heard strange noises coming from his genital area. The 72-year-old, who remains unidentified, has been diagnosed with a unique medical condition known as a “whistling scrotum,” according to a new study published in the American Journal of Case Reports.

The man sought emergency medical attention as he was short of breath with a swollen face. An X-ray revealed excessive air in his body, which caused his lungs to collapse. If left untreated, this could have resulted in permanent damage to his heart and lungs, potentially leading to death. Doctors discovered that an open wound on the left side of his scrotum, leftover from testicle surgery, was the source of the strange whistling noise. The wound allowed trapped air to escape, causing his pneumoscrotum condition.

The man’s condition worsened, and he was transferred to another hospital for further treatment. He had two plastic tubes inserted into his chest to drain the excess air. After three days, his lungs had recovered, and he was released from the hospital. However, he still had air trapped in his scrotum and abdomen for an unusually long period of two years. The doctors were eventually forced to remove both testicles to resolve the issue.

Pneumoscrotum is a rare medical condition that occurs when air becomes trapped in the scrotum. Only 60 cases of this condition have been described in medical literature. Since the trapped air cannot escape through the body’s orifices, medical intervention is usually required. It is uncertain whether the man’s condition improved due to the “escape route” caused by the open wound. The study concluded that the pneumoscrotum was likely caused by penetrating injuries.