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An Alabama gas station parking lot was the site of an unusual discovery when a human penis was found early Monday morning, according to a local newspaper. The gas station is situated on Interstate 10 in Mobile.

The Mobile Police Department suspects that the penis may have belonged to a victim of a fatal motorcycle accident that occurred on a nearby highway. Christopher Means, aged 29, passed away after losing control of his motorcycle and being struck by multiple vehicles.

The Mobile Police Department has confirmed to FOX News Digital that the penis discovered at the gas station is not linked to an assault or a murder. A gas station employee is said to have discovered the body part.

Though the police have not explained how the penis ended up at the gas station, local reports indicate that surveillance footage indicates that it may have dropped from a truck that had pulled over for fuel.

An Ohio man faced a terrifying ordeal when he heard strange noises coming from his genital area. The 72-year-old, who remains unidentified, has been diagnosed with a unique medical condition known as a “whistling scrotum,” according to a new study published in the American Journal of Case Reports.

The man sought emergency medical attention as he was short of breath with a swollen face. An X-ray revealed excessive air in his body, which caused his lungs to collapse. If left untreated, this could have resulted in permanent damage to his heart and lungs, potentially leading to death. Doctors discovered that an open wound on the left side of his scrotum, leftover from testicle surgery, was the source of the strange whistling noise. The wound allowed trapped air to escape, causing his pneumoscrotum condition.

The man’s condition worsened, and he was transferred to another hospital for further treatment. He had two plastic tubes inserted into his chest to drain the excess air. After three days, his lungs had recovered, and he was released from the hospital. However, he still had air trapped in his scrotum and abdomen for an unusually long period of two years. The doctors were eventually forced to remove both testicles to resolve the issue.

Pneumoscrotum is a rare medical condition that occurs when air becomes trapped in the scrotum. Only 60 cases of this condition have been described in medical literature. Since the trapped air cannot escape through the body’s orifices, medical intervention is usually required. It is uncertain whether the man’s condition improved due to the “escape route” caused by the open wound. The study concluded that the pneumoscrotum was likely caused by penetrating injuries.

On Monday night, three passengers were removed from a flight at Flint Bishop International Airport by flight attendants. Two of them were allegedly kicked off the plane for using a certain anatomical term, according to the passengers. The incident involved a father-in-law and son who claimed that they were having a good time and mentioned the word “penis” without any derogatory intent. However, the flight crew had deemed their behavior unruly, possibly due to other factors such as being intoxicated or aggressive. Allegiant Airlines provided a different version of the story, stating that the passengers failed to comply with the crew’s instructions and were therefore deplaned for the safety of other passengers and crew members. The airline emphasizes that it does not tolerate any disruptive, abusive, or unruly behavior on its flights.