March, 2022, Van Buren County, Michigan – Bigfoot or Brittney

I arrived home and observed the movement of what appeared to be a 7 ft tall broad chested hairy animal. It was in a defensive stance at the foul line.

I took the rock straight towards the beast, spin move at the three-point line, left handed jam while grabbing my nuts. This only enraged the animal.

It took the ball back to the top of the key. Did a couple of jab steps, pump fakes, too much dribbling. I stole that shit, pivoted along the baseline and once again jammed it in while making jizzing motions with my other hand.

This went on for a good 30 minutes. I messed around and got a triple double, freaking that creature every way like MJ. The monster eventually faded into the woods mumbling about muscle density and center of gravity.

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Brittney Yevette Griner is an American professional basketball player for the Phoenix Mercury of the Women’s National Basketball Association.

Griner is one of 11 women to receive an Olympic gold medal, an NCAA Championship, a Fiba World cup gold and a WNBA Championship.

Standing 6 foot 9 inches tall, Griner wears a men’s US size 17 shoe and has an arm span of 87.5 inches.

Bigfoot, also commonly referred to as Sasquatch, is a purported ape-like creature said to inhabit the forests of North America.

Some alleged observations describe Bigfoot as large, muscular and more man-like.

Some descriptions have the creatures standing as tall as 6 to 9 foot tall with feet as long as 24 inches.

What do these two have to do with each other?

Possibly nothing or possibly everything!

In February 2022, Griner was detained by the Russian Federal Customs Service on allegations that cartridges containing hashish oil had been found in her luggage. She had been entering Russia to play with the Russian Premier League during the WNBA offseason. To date she remains in custody.

Was this just a the incredibly stupid actions of a not that bright basketball player. or. was this a carefully crafted extraction effort by the government to help return Brittney back to the woods she loves so dear. to forage for truffles, hit the open man on the give-and-go and eat feral hogs?

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