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The study conducted by researchers at the State University of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil explored the effects of comfort food and stress on the penises of rats. They fed a group of rats Froot Loops for eight weeks and then measured the length and girth of their penises. The research was published in the journal Heliyon under the title “Effects of comfort food diet on the penile morphology of stressed rats.”
While it may seem unusual to study rat penises instead of human penises, there are several reasons for this approach. Animal studies are often conducted as a preliminary step before human trials to gain insights into biological processes and potential effects. Rats are commonly used in scientific research due to their physiological similarities to humans and their shorter lifespan, which allows for quicker observation of long-term effects.
The researchers found that chronic stress caused significant structural damage to the rat penises, which could be linked to erectile dysfunction. Additionally, they observed that the consumption of comfort food, such as Froot Loops, worsened the penile damage caused by chronic stress. Based on these findings, the researchers suggested that consuming comfort food during stressful situations should be avoided to mitigate potential negative effects on sexual health.
It’s important to note that findings from animal studies may not directly translate to humans, as there can be physiological differences between species. Further research involving human participants would be necessary to determine if similar effects occur in humans and to establish any potential implications for human sexual health.
Human penis found at gas stationHuman penis found at gas station
An Alabama gas station parking lot was the site of an unusual discovery when a human penis was found early Monday morning, according to a local newspaper. The gas station is situated on Interstate 10 in Mobile.
The Mobile Police Department suspects that the penis may have belonged to a victim of a fatal motorcycle accident that occurred on a nearby highway. Christopher Means, aged 29, passed away after losing control of his motorcycle and being struck by multiple vehicles.
The Mobile Police Department has confirmed to FOX News Digital that the penis discovered at the gas station is not linked to an assault or a murder. A gas station employee is said to have discovered the body part.
Though the police have not explained how the penis ended up at the gas station, local reports indicate that surveillance footage indicates that it may have dropped from a truck that had pulled over for fuel.
Home care worker puts penis in resident’s mouth for ‘comfort’Home care worker puts penis in resident’s mouth for ‘comfort’
A court has heard that a care home worker sexually assaulted a vulnerable resident in order to “comfort” her.
The accused, Samuel Shaheen, reportedly repeatedly kissed the woman, touched her breasts and buttocks, and inserted his penis in her mouth while assuring her that it was their “little secret.” According to prosecutor Ian Wright, Shaheen, who was a qualified nurse in his home country, was working as a care assistant at a residential home in Neath Port Talbot when he committed the acts. He allegedly carried out the sexual assaults on multiple occasions, with the victim being a woman with various physical and psychiatric health issues.
The court was told that the 46-year-old carer instructed the woman not to tell anyone about their secret and showed her photographs of his wife and children in Pakistan. Shaheen said that his wife was his “number one” but the victim was his “number two.”
The victim did not report the abuse for some time but eventually went to the care home manager, and the police were notified. Shaheen was arrested at his sister-in-law’s house in Newport and admitted to the sexual acts in interviews, claiming that they had been consensual. He then said that he had been acting out of kindness in providing “comfort” to the woman with his kissing and touching.
In an impact statement read to the court, the victim said that the abuse had left her feeling like she could no longer trust anyone, and she believed the experience had worsened her mental health.
Judge Christopher Vosper KC found that Shaheen had groomed the woman and taken advantage of her to carry out sexual acts. He also noted that the victim had been too afraid to report the abuse. The judge expressed concern about Shaheen’s lack of appreciation for the severity of his actions and the possibility of future offenses.
Shaheen was sentenced to four years in prison, with a one-third discount for his guilty pleas. He will serve up to half that period in custody before being released on license to serve the remainder in the community. He will also be on the sex offenders register for the rest of his life and subject to an indefinite sexual harm prevention order. The judge warned that Shaheen might be detained in an immigration center when he is released halfway through his sentence.