COCKu! – Number 2

Welcome to the wonderful world of
COCKu
What is COCKu? I hear you ask.
Well, if you would have let me finish, I already would have told you.
You can be such an ass.
Well screw you!
I’m not going to tell you now.
No no. You ruined it.
Oh, and it was going to be good.
You were going to laugh, but no!!!! You had to be Mr. Interrupty Pants.
Well I don’t need your crap!
Hey wait! Where are you going? Please don’t leave.
Oh god, I’m so lonely. I’ll cut myself if you leave!
Can you live with that?
Can you?

That’s what I thought.
Suck ass.

Anywho, I was saying, before being so rudely interrupted,
COCKu is simply a Haiku aboot cock. (duh)
What kind of cock? Who’s cock? I hear you asking.
There you go again, dammit. Why don’t you shut up and let me talk.
Here at Luscious Wang we love the cock.
Big cock, little cock, black cock, white cock, asian cock, Uzbeki cock, cock cock cock.
Hold on a second……..Whew! cock
We have a borderline obsession with the cock.
No cock in particular, just cock.
Cock is fun.
Just think of a cock you know.
Picture it in your mind. Are you picturing it?
Good.
It’s funny looking, isn’t it?
Kind of makes you want to giggle doesn’t it?
Go ahead and laugh at it.
Yeah! Funny cock! Funny cock! Look at it go! Go cock, Go!
Cock is so funny. Even the word cock is funny.
Look at it: C O C K
Hot damn, that’s funny!
It’s fun to say, too. Go on…say it.
I bet you giggled didn’t you? You know you did.
Say it a little louder. That’s right.
Louder! Louder!! LOUDER!!
Now go outside and scream it!
Yell, I LOVE COCK!!
Trust us, it’s liberating.
You love cock and you want the whole world to know.
COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COCK!
Alright! Alright! Alright! Reign it in chico.

Now that you know the exhilirating feeling of cock,
you can understand our love of cock.
You can also understand why we’ve taken to writing our feelings aboot cock in haiku.
We call them COCKu’s.
We hope that you enjoy them.
Now on to the COCKu’s!

P.S. This post consists of 11.6% cock.