Brittney or Bigfoot – Luscious Wang

Brittney or Bigfoot?Brittney or Bigfoot?

Brittney Yevette Griner is an American professional basketball player for the Phoenix Mercury of the Women’s National Basketball Association.

Griner is one of 11 women to receive an Olympic gold medal, an NCAA Championship, a Fiba World cup gold and a WNBA Championship.

Standing 6 foot 9 inches tall, Griner wears a men’s US size 17 shoe and has an arm span of 87.5 inches.

Bigfoot, also commonly referred to as Sasquatch, is a purported ape-like creature said to inhabit the forests of North America.

Some alleged observations describe Bigfoot as large, muscular and more man-like.

Some descriptions have the creatures standing as tall as 6 to 9 foot tall with feet as long as 24 inches.

What do these two have to do with each other?

Possibly nothing or possibly everything!

In February 2022, Griner was detained by the Russian Federal Customs Service on allegations that cartridges containing hashish oil had been found in her luggage. She had been entering Russia to play with the Russian Premier League during the WNBA offseason. To date she remains in custody.

Was this just a the incredibly stupid actions of a not that bright basketball player. or. was this a carefully crafted extraction effort by the government to help return Brittney back to the woods she loves so dear. to forage for truffles, hit the open man on the give-and-go and eat feral hogs?

What is the government hiding? What do they know? Join us as we effort to determine whether recent sightings are…

Brittney or Bigfoot?

March, 2022, Okaloosa County, Florida – Bigfoot or BrittneyMarch, 2022, Okaloosa County, Florida – Bigfoot or Brittney

I think I may have had an encounter the other day with my two friends, Zeke and Cleetus. We were hunting for wild hog on the yellow river. We were in some super thick pine wood area that had a ton of hog sign which was right by the river and swamp area. We had just found a big sign of uprooted area from hog and we decided to sit for a second and see if we could hear anything.

A few minutes after that, I heard what sounded like a person dribbling a basketball at the top of the key. We approached the sound into a clearing in the woods. That’s when we saw it.

It was this horrendous looking creature working on its fundamentals. Lay ups, finger rolls, step back jumpers. Nothing fancy, just fundamental basketball because that’s what sports fans really want to see.

That’s when Zeke fell asleep and started to snore. That startled the creature who shouted something about it being just as entertaining as men’s basketball and how we were misogynist as it darted back into the woods. Cleetus shit himself but that’s just because of the lack of sphincter control after all these years of “hog hunting”.

Bigfoot or Brittney?

March, 2022, Van Buren County, Michigan – Bigfoot or BrittneyMarch, 2022, Van Buren County, Michigan – Bigfoot or Brittney

I arrived home and observed the movement of what appeared to be a 7 ft tall broad chested hairy animal. It was in a defensive stance at the foul line.

I took the rock straight towards the beast, spin move at the three-point line, left handed jam while grabbing my nuts. This only enraged the animal.

It took the ball back to the top of the key. Did a couple of jab steps, pump fakes, too much dribbling. I stole that shit, pivoted along the baseline and once again jammed it in while making jizzing motions with my other hand.

This went on for a good 30 minutes. I messed around and got a triple double, freaking that creature every way like MJ. The monster eventually faded into the woods mumbling about muscle density and center of gravity.

Humboldt County, CaliforniaHumboldt County, California

I was stationed at Beale AFB, Ca., and I would always drive around looking for the next great fishing hole. I had been driving for quite some time and had decided to pull into Humboldt Redwood State Park.

I started seeing a lot of places where I was thinking I could fish, so I started to slow down even more to find a place to park.

When out of nowhere something walked across the road. It had to have been over 7 feet tall and well over 350 lbs. As far as physical features all I saw was the back and arm swing. The thing never turned around for me to get a better look at it. But it had a large back and rather long arms. As far as the neck goes it didn’t really have one. The animal’s traps made it look like it didn’t have a neck. The hideous beast was dribbling and smoking hashish. It offered me a slim jim and I yelled, “Get behind me satan!” and ran away.