Humboldt County, CaliforniaHumboldt County, California
I was stationed at Beale AFB, Ca., and I would always drive around looking for the next great fishing hole. I had been driving for quite some time and had decided to pull into Humboldt Redwood State Park.
I started seeing a lot of places where I was thinking I could fish, so I started to slow down even more to find a place to park.
When out of nowhere something walked across the road. It had to have been over 7 feet tall and well over 350 lbs. As far as physical features all I saw was the back and arm swing. The thing never turned around for me to get a better look at it. But it had a large back and rather long arms. As far as the neck goes it didn’t really have one. The animal’s traps made it look like it didn’t have a neck. The hideous beast was dribbling and smoking hashish. It offered me a slim jim and I yelled, “Get behind me satan!” and ran away.