May AwarenessMay Awareness
May 16th to May 22nd is Dementia Awareness Week.
That reminds me. You remember Agnes? Agnes was the mother of Jimmy, you know, the kid who pooped in the baptismal. Elenores husband Tiberius carved the baptismal out of birch from the Huckabees farm. Those Huckabees were a bunch of pig fuckers, pig fucking being legal during the war. Where was I? Oh yeah, I just shit myself.
Happy Dementia Awareness week
May 12th is National Nutty Fudge Day. To celebrate, be sure to Nut in Some Fudge. Have a blessed National Nutty Fudge Day.
May vagina farts 15th to titty balls June 15th is Tourettes Awareness shaft Month. Boner.
May 2nd is just another Melanoma Monday. Wish it was May 16th to May 22nd which is National Stationary Week.
To celebrate, see how many staplers you can shove up your ass.
May is National Teen Self-Esteem Month for all those pussy little teen bitches who are too much of a bitch to take matters into their own hands.
Are you aware there is a sun? You will be now during Sun Awareness Week held from May 3rd to 9th.
We celebrate us banging your mom during American Wetlands Month.
National Stamp Out Hunger Food Drive Day is observed on the second Saturday of May. Celebrate by stomping on a hamburger in front of a homeless person.
To celebrate Food Allergy Action Month we’ve prepared your favorite dish, Peanut Shrimp and Milk.
We’re loopy for Lupus all of May during Lupus Awareness Month.
Finally, May 16th is National Piercing Day. Celebrate by piercing your taint to your left cheek.