# Luscious Wang > For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy. ## Posts - [Blog](https://luscious.wang/blog/) - [Who Want's In On This Cock?](https://luscious.wang/who-wants-in-on-this-cock/): South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, Marco Rubio, Rep. Trey Gowdy and Sen. Tim Scott can’t contain their enthusiasm when asked, “who loves the wang?”. (Photo: Chris Keane/Reuters) - [Behold our COCKu!](https://luscious.wang/cocku-2/): Welcome to the wonderful world ofCOCKuWhat is COCKu? I hear you ask.Well, if you would have let me finish, I already would have told you.You can be such an ass.Well screw you!I’m not going to tell you now.No no. You ruined it.Oh, and it was going to be good.You were going to laugh, but no!!!! You had to be Mr. Interrupty Pants.Well I don’t need your crap!Hey wait! Where are you going? Please don’t leave.Oh god, I’m so lonely. I’ll cut myself if you leave!Can you live with that?Can you? That’s what I thought.Suck ass. Anywho, I was saying, before being […] - [Trumps Oh Face](https://luscious.wang/trumps-oh-face/): ​Donald Trump demonstrates his “Oh” face and we’ve not been able to sleep since. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters) - [The Sweet Man-Goo Of Democracy](https://luscious.wang/the-sweet-man-goo-of-democracy/): A supporter of the Pro-Kurdish Peoples’ Democratic Party (HDP) braces himself for the sweet man-goo of democracy during the parliamentary election, in Diyarbakir, Turkey, June 8, 2015. (REUTERS/Osman Orsal) - [Awareness](https://luscious.wang/awareness/): We here at Luscious Wang are nothing if not woke. We care deeply about whatever bull crap cause that you care about. To that end, we are taking a minute to inform your non-woke ass of various causes throughout each month that you can shove up your cultural appropriating privileged ass. You make us sick. Take this freaking ribbon and get the fuck out of our face, you bigot. - [Brittney or Bigfoot?](https://luscious.wang/brittney-or-bigfoot/): Brittney Yevette Griner is an American professional basketball player for the Phoenix Mercury of the Women’s National Basketball Association. Griner is one of 11 women to receive an Olympic gold medal, an NCAA Championship, a Fiba World cup gold and a WNBA Championship. Standing 6 foot 9 inches tall, Griner wears a men’s US size 17 shoe and has an arm span of 87.5 inches. Bigfoot, also commonly referred to as Sasquatch, is a purported ape-like creature said to inhabit the forests of North America. Some alleged observations describe Bigfoot as large, muscular and more man-like. Some descriptions have the creatures […] - [Sen. Lindsey Graham loves wang](https://luscious.wang/sen-lindsey-graham-loves-wang/): Sen. Lindsey Graham enthusiastically demonstrates just how much he loves the wang during a town hall meeting in Murrells Inlet, S.C. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters) - [Ted Cruz - Wang Aficiando](https://luscious.wang/14189/): ​Senator Ted Cruz shows off his impressive wang loving skills as he speaks during a rally at the Southeastern Institute of Manufacturing & Technology in Florence, S.C. (Photo: Jacquelyn Martin/AP) - [June Awareness](https://luscious.wang/june-awareness/): June 1st is National Heimlich Maneuver Day Celebrate by forcibly Heimliching strangers on the street. They may act like they don’t like it, but you know they do or they wouldn’t have dressed like that.Have a divine National Heimlich Maneuver Day. June 2nd is National Rotisserie Chicken Day We celebrate by banging your mom on top of a rotisserie chicken with a wing up our ass. Don’t judge.Have an exalted National Rotisserie Chicken Day. June 3nd is World Clubfoot Day and we celebrate by wearing sandals and creeping every out with our freakishness.Have a sacred World Clubfoot Day. June 9th is […] - [March, 2022, Okaloosa County, Florida - Bigfoot or Brittney](https://luscious.wang/march-2022-okaloosa-county-florida/): I think I may have had an encounter the other day with my two friends, Zeke and Cleetus. We were hunting for wild hog on the yellow river. We were in some super thick pine wood area that had a ton of hog sign which was right by the river and swamp area. We had just found a big sign of uprooted area from hog and we decided to sit for a second and see if we could hear anything. A few minutes after that, I heard what sounded like a person dribbling a basketball at the top of the key. […] - [May Awareness](https://luscious.wang/may-awareness/): May 16th to May 22nd is Dementia Awareness Week. That reminds me. You remember Agnes? Agnes was the mother of Jimmy, you know, the kid who pooped in the baptismal. Elenores husband Tiberius carved the baptismal out of birch from the Huckabees farm. Those Huckabees were a bunch of pig fuckers, pig fucking being legal during the war. Where was I? Oh yeah, I just shit myself.Happy Dementia Awareness week May 12th is National Nutty Fudge Day. To celebrate, be sure to Nut in Some Fudge. Have a blessed National Nutty Fudge Day. May vagina farts 15th to titty balls June […] - [March, 2022, Van Buren County, Michigan - Bigfoot or Brittney](https://luscious.wang/march-2022-van-buren-county-michigan/): I arrived home and observed the movement of what appeared to be a 7 ft tall broad chested hairy animal. It was in a defensive stance at the foul line. I took the rock straight towards the beast, spin move at the three-point line, left handed jam while grabbing my nuts. This only enraged the animal. It took the ball back to the top of the key. Did a couple of jab steps, pump fakes, too much dribbling. I stole that shit, pivoted along the baseline and once again jammed it in while making jizzing motions with my other hand. This […] - [Man Appears in Court on Unusual Animal Cruelty Charge](https://luscious.wang/man-appears-in-court-on-unusual-animal-cruelty-charge/): A man has faced a UK court following a bizarre and disturbing allegation of animal cruelty involving a seagull. Lewis Caines, 27, appeared at Poole Magistrates’ Court on charges related to an incident that occurred on May 17, 2022. The prosecution alleges that Caines harassed a wild bird, specifically by “placing his penis in the seagull’s mouth” in a public space in Dorset. The case was presented by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA), which is leading the prosecution. During the hearing, Caines indicated a not-guilty plea to the single charge. District Judge Stephen Nicholls presided […] - [Emergency Room Visit After DIY Procedure Goes Terribly Wrong](https://luscious.wang/emergency-room-visit-after-diy-procedure-goes-terribly-wrong/): A cautionary tale emerged from France this week, where a 40-year-old man required emergency surgery after an attempt at a risky at-home procedure led to a severe complication. According to a report in the medical journal Urology Case Reports, the patient arrived at the emergency room in significant pain. The cause was a string that had been tied tightly around the base of his penis as part of a sexual practice, which then became irremovably stuck. The man admitted to attempting a temporary, DIY enlargement technique, a dangerous practice that involves restricting blood flow. The situation escalated when he lost a […] - [A New Beginning: The Story of the First U.S. Penis Transplant Patient](https://luscious.wang/a-new-beginning-the-story-of-the-first-u-s-penis-transplant-patient/): In a groundbreaking medical milestone, a team of surgeons at Massachusetts General Hospital has successfully performed the United States’ first penis transplant, offering a profound new hope for a patient whose life was irrevocably changed by cancer. The recipient, a 64-year-old man from Halifax, Massachusetts, underwent a 15-hour procedure in mid-May. The transplant was not for erectile dysfunction, but to reconstruct his genitals after a life-saving surgery for advanced penile cancer several years prior. The amputation, while necessary, came at a significant psychological cost, leaving him with deep feelings of incompleteness and isolation. “For this patient, it was about restoring a […] - [California Officer Suspended After Bizarre Incident During Domestic Disturbance Call](https://luscious.wang/california-officer-suspended-after-bizarre-incident-during-domestic-disturbance-call/): In a deeply unusual and disturbing breach of protocol, a California police officer has been arrested and suspended from his duties after allegedly committing a lewd act inside a resident’s home while responding to a call. The incident unfolded on the evening of May 11th in a quiet neighborhood. The Lodi Police Department had dispatched officers to a residence regarding a domestic disturbance. According to official statements, the situation was initially resolved, and the individuals involved were escorted from the home to speak with officers outside. However, one officer, identified as 35-year-old Akram Abdel-Latif from the Lathrop Police Department, who was […] - [Notorious Serial Killer's Leaked Autopsy Reveals Bizarre Jailhouse Death](https://luscious.wang/notorious-serial-killers-leaked-autopsy-reveals-bizarre-jailhouse-death/): In a macabre twist of fate, a convicted serial killer met his end not by execution or inmate violence, but in the midst of a bizarre, solitary sex act that went fatally wrong. According to a recently leaked coroner’s report, [Killer’s Name], who was serving multiple life sentences for a series of brutal murders, died in his cell from autoerotic asphyxiation. The practice, which involves intentionally restricting oxygen to the brain to enhance sexual pleasure, is notoriously dangerous. The report concluded that the inmate’s death was accidental, stemming from his own actions. Officials found him unresponsive in his cell during a […] - [A Cautionary Tale of Over-Exertion](https://luscious.wang/a-cautionary-tale-of-over-exertion/): In a bizarre medical case that highlights the unexpected risks of everyday activities, a 54-year-old man was rushed to the emergency room after suffering a severe lung injury while masturbating. The incident, documented in the Canadian Medical Association Journal (CMAJ), began when the man, feeling a sneeze building, attempted to stifle it by pinching his nose and closing his mouth—a maneuver known as a “valsalva maneuver.” However, he performed this action while simultaneously straining during masturbation. This combination of forceful bodily actions created a perfect storm of internal pressure. The pressure build-up was so intense that it caused his lung to […] - [A "Disturbingly Bad" Flight: Passenger Arrested for In-Flight "Solo Endeavor"](https://luscious.wang/a-disturbingly-bad-flight-passenger-arrested-for-in-flight-solo-endeavor/): Forget lost luggage or crying babies. Passengers on a Southwest Airlines flight from Las Vegas to Honolulu encountered a different kind of travel inconvenience—one that led to an unexpected arrest upon landing. The incident, which occurred on a routine flight last week, took a bizarre turn when a fellow passenger allegedly witnessed a man engaged in a lewd act. According to a federal affidavit, the witness observed the man, later identified as 33-year-old Michael A. Sanchez of Nevada, masturbating under a blanket while seated next to an unaccompanied minor. The alert witness promptly notified the flight crew, who demonstrated impressive professionalism. […] - [Unwanted Exhibit: Dublin Shopping Centre's Unlikely 'One-Man Show](https://luscious.wang/unwanted-exhibit-dublin-shopping-centres-unlikely-one-man-show/): In a bizarre incident that left shoppers more confused than terrified, a man turned a Dublin shopping centre into his own very inappropriate theatre. The performance? A solo act that nobody asked for, and certainly nobody enjoyed. The star of this strange show, a man from Co. Donegal, decided to take a trip to Dublin with a plan more peculiar than most. Instead of visiting the usual tourist spots, he set up his own “exhibit” at a busy shopping centre. His audience? Unsuspecting families and children who were just trying to buy groceries. Witnesses described the scene as more awkward than […] - [The Big Jerk-tion: A (Slightly Awkward) Look at Male Self-Love Statistics](https://luscious.wang/the-big-jerk-tion-a-slightly-awkward-look-at-male-self-love-statistics/): Let’s talk about the elephant in the room—or more accurately, the one that’s often alone. The topic of male masturbation is often shrouded in jokes and whispers, but what do the numbers actually say? A deep dive into the data reveals a landscape that is both varied and, frankly, impressive in its scope. Forget the bravado-filled boasts you might hear in a locker room; real research paints a more nuanced picture. Studies, such as those frequently cited by health organizations, suggest that the “average” frequency for men ranges from a few times a week to a few times a month. This […] - [The Public Nuisance: How a Courtroom Farce Let a Serial Offender Slip Through the Cracks](https://luscious.wang/the-public-nuisance-how-a-courtroom-farce-let-a-serial-offender-slip-through-the-cracks/): The story of Serge Kadima Mbuye reads less like a court docket and more like a satirical play about a broken system. For years, Mbuye became a familiar, unwelcome presence in Dublin, known for committing lewd acts in public view. Despite being brought before the courts nearly 70 times, he repeatedly avoided significant consequences, leading to public frustration and a questioning of judicial effectiveness. The cycle was as predictable as it was frustrating. Arrested for indecent exposure, Mbuye would be charged, brought to court, and often released on bail. He would then fail to appear for his next hearing, a warrant […] - [Deputy's Pat-Roll Call Ends in Bizarre Re-Porch-ment](https://luscious.wang/deputys-pat-roll-call-ends-in-bizarre-re-porch-ment/): In a head-scratching incident that has left a community both bewildered and filing complaints, a local sheriff’s deputy is facing allegations of conducting very unofficial business from his patrol car. According to witnesses, the deputy was not responding to a call, writing a report, or even enjoying a well-deserved donut break. Instead, he was allegedly spotted performing explicit acts of self-gratification while parked in a residential neighborhood. The incident transforms the concept of “public service” into something entirely unintended. The deputy, whose name has not been released pending the investigation, has been formally accused and is now on administrative leave. The […] - [A Painful Parting Gift](https://luscious.wang/a-painful-parting-gift/): A Pennsylvania man learned the hard way that some break-up tactics are truly un-balls-y when his girlfriend allegedly left him with a uniquely sensitive injury. The incident unfolded during a heated argument that escalated beyond shouting. Instead of slamming a door, the woman reportedly opted for a more direct—and excruciatingly personal—method of expressing her displeasure. In a move that redefines “low blow,” she allegedly grabbed and tore the man’s scrotum, causing a significant laceration that left one of his testicles exposed and bleeding. The man was promptly rushed to a local hospital, where medical staff confirmed the grim details. He was […] - [Guest Files Un-Bottled Water Complaint Against Ritz-Carlton](https://luscious.wang/guest-files-un-bottled-water-complaint-against-ritz-carlton/): In a lawsuit that reads more like a plot from a bizarre comedy than a five-star hotel review, an American woman is taking the Ritz-Carlton to court over a incident involving a water glass that was, allegedly, far from pure. The plaintiff, identified as Kimberly Luginbill, claims a hotel employee presented her with a shocking cocktail during her stay: a glass of water that was secretly “topped off” with his own semen. The incident reportedly occurred at the Ritz-Carlton in Beaver Creek, Colorado. According to the legal filing, Ms. Luginbill had requested a glass of water. The staff member, in a […] - [Florida Man, 60, Accused of Bizarre "Good Luck" Ritual Involving Squeezing a Minor's Testicles](https://luscious.wang/florida-man-60-accused-of-bizarre-good-luck-ritual-involving-squeezing-a-minors-testicles/): HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – A 60-year-old Broward County man is facing a battery charge after an encounter that can only be described as bizarre. According to an arrest report from the Hollywood Police Department, Wilfredo Gonzalez Morales allegedly approached a 17-year-old boy and performed an unsolicited and painful “good luck” ritual. The incident occurred on Sunday afternoon outside an apartment complex. The teen told police he was waiting for a friend when Morales approached him, made conversation, and then, without warning, reached out and squeezed his testicles. Per the report, Morales allegedly claimed the act was meant to bring the minor good […] - [City Pays $15 Million After Police Encounter Goes Shockingly Awry](https://luscious.wang/city-pays-15-million-after-police-encounter-goes-shockingly-awry/): In a settlement that underscores the extreme consequences of police tactics, a city has agreed to pay $15 million to a protester who suffered a devastating injury when a police projectile ruptured one of his testicles. The incident occurred during a period of civil unrest. The man, participating in a protest, was struck by a less-lethal round fired by an officer. The impact did not just cause a severe bruise; the force was so significant that it caused one of his testicles to explode, requiring immediate surgical removal. The graphic nature of the injury became a central point in the subsequent […] - [Scientists Grow "Mini-Me" Testicles in the Lab, and It's a Big Deal](https://luscious.wang/scientists-grow-mini-me-testicles-in-the-lab-and-its-a-big-deal/): In a breakthrough that sounds like it’s straight out of a sci-fi comedy, researchers at Bar-Ilan University have successfully nurtured the first-ever lab-grown artificial testicles. Forget test tubes; welcome to the age of the testicle-tube. The scientists created these tiny biological wonders, called “testis organoids,” using real mouse testicular cells. After carefully culturing them, the mini-organs began to organize themselves and even showed signs of reaching a stage just before sperm production. So, why grow a pair in a petri dish? It’s not for creating a mouse-dating profile. This pioneering work is a game-changer for understanding and treating male infertility. These […] - [Penis-Gate: Ski Jumping's Unusual Quest for Aerodynamics](https://luscious.wang/penis-gate-ski-jumpings-unusual-quest-for-aerodynamics/): The world of elite ski jumping is soaring to new heights, but a scandal dubbed “Penis-Gate” has officials scrambling to keep things grounded. A new wave of controversy suggests that some athletes may be engaging in highly unorthodox methods to gain an aerodynamic edge: manually adjusting their genitals before a jump. The issue centers on a lesser-known piece of equipment: the humble “speed suit.” These full-body suits are designed to be incredibly tight, minimizing air resistance as athletes fly down the in-run at speeds exceeding 60 mph. However, the smooth, seamless surface intended for optimal airflow can be compromised by, well, […] - [Got Tension? Apes Have a Surprisingly Chill Solution](https://luscious.wang/got-tension-apes-have-a-surprisingly-chill-solution/): Forget meditation apps or stress balls – our closest primate relatives have developed a much more direct, if unconventional, method for keeping the peace. New research reveals that chimpanzees and bonobos ease social tension by engaging in a behavior you won’t find in any corporate HR manual: rubbing each other’s genitals. The study, observing groups of our great ape cousins, found that this unique form of social grooming isn’t about romance or dominance. Instead, it functions as a crucial “social tool.” After a conflict or during a moment of high tension, one ape might approach another and gently rub their genitalia. […] - [Religious Leader Claims Beards Are a Moral Safeguard Against 'Indecent Thoughts'](https://luscious.wang/religious-leader-claims-beards-are-a-moral-safeguard-against-indecent-thoughts/): A religious leader has sparked debate by stating that men who are clean-shaven may inadvertently cause “sinful and indecent thoughts” in others, arguing that facial hair is a God-given feature meant to distinguish gender and promote modesty. The comments were made by Pastor Gary Mooibroek of the Reformed Congregation in the Netherlands. In a sermon, he suggested that a beard serves as a natural barrier to immoral thinking. He posited that the act of shaving removes a divine distinction between men and women, potentially leading to confusion and temptation. “God gave men beards for a reason,” Mooibroek stated. “It is a […] - [A Keen Nose for Justice: North Wales Police Welcomes Viking, a Unique New Asset in the Fight Against Sexual Crime](https://luscious.wang/a-keen-nose-for-justice-north-wales-police-welcomes-viking-a-unique-new-asset-in-the-fight-against-sexual-crime/): In a significant boost to its investigative capabilities, North Wales Police has introduced a powerful new tool to its specialist units: a two-year-old Springer Spaniel named Viking. However, Viking isn’t a typical police dog; he is one of only a few in the UK specially trained to perform Non-Hazardous Sexual Crime Scene Searches. Following an intensive 14-week training course, Viking and his handler, PC Ellen Wright, have joined the force’s respected Dogs Unit. Viking’s unique skill set allows him to locate crucial evidence, such as seminal fluid, in challenging environments where it might otherwise go undetected. His sensitive nose can find […] - [Northwest Indiana Woman Accused of Violent Physical Altercation](https://luscious.wang/northwest-indiana-woman-accused-of-violent-physical-altercation/): MICHIGAN CITY, Ind. – A Northwest Indiana woman is facing serious charges after police allege she assaulted a man in a violent manner during a dispute. According to affidavits filed in LaPorte County Circuit Court, the incident began as an argument. The situation reportedly escalated when Jessica A. Phelps, 37, allegedly struck the man multiple times. Police state the altercation turned severe when Phelps is accused of pulling the man’s genitals with enough force to cause visible injury. The alleged assault prompted the victim to seek medical treatment. Following an investigation by the Michigan City Police Department, Phelps was arrested and […] - [GP Suspended for Adding His Own Semen to a Colleague's Coffee](https://luscious.wang/gp-suspended-for-adding-his-own-semen-to-a-colleagues-coffee/): A doctor from Wales has been suspended from the medical register after a tribunal found he contaminated a female colleague’s coffee with his own semen. The incident involved Dr. Nicholas Chapman, 43, a general practitioner at the Cwmcarn Primary Surgery in Caerphilly county. The Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) heard that in August 2021, Dr. Chapman entered the staff kitchen and ejaculated into a travel mug belonging to a female GP colleague. The victim reportedly drank from the mug and noticed an “unusual” taste and consistency. Suspicious, she discreetly secured the mug for forensic testing. The results confirmed the presence of […] - [Austin Man Sentenced to Probation for Violent Assault Following Indecent Exposure](https://luscious.wang/austin-man-sentenced-to-probation-for-violent-assault-following-indecent-exposure/): AUSTIN, Texas – A Travis County judge has sentenced 28-year-old Gabriel Brown to five years of probation for a 2021 assault that left a woman with a broken leg after she confronted him for indecent exposure. The incident occurred when the victim discovered Brown masturbating outside her ground-floor apartment window. Upon confrontation, Brown chased the woman, causing her to fall and sustain a serious leg fracture. In addition to probation, District Court Judge Brenda Kennedy ordered Brown to register as a sex offender and complete a sex offender treatment program. The Travis County District Attorney’s Office confirmed that prosecutors had sought a […] - [Toronto Police Searching for Suspect in Disturbing Indecent Act Involving Mother and Infant](https://luscious.wang/prolific-public-masturbator-who-broke-womans-leg-on-chase-given-no-jail-time-by-woke-austin-da/): Toronto – Toronto Police have released a description of a suspect wanted in connection with a disturbing incident where a man allegedly committed an indecent act upon a woman who was walking with her infant child. The event occurred on Tuesday, June 4, around 3:30 p.m., in the area of Yonge Street and Davisville Avenue. According to police, a 35-year-old woman was pushing her baby in a stroller when an unknown man approached her from behind. The suspect is alleged to have ejaculated on the woman’s clothing before fleeing the scene on foot. Authorities confirmed the woman and her child were not […] - [Tanks containing ‘large quantity of cattle semen’ stolen in burglary](https://luscious.wang/tanks-containing-large-quantity-of-cattle-semen-stolen-in-burglary/): In a bizarre and costly crime, thieves have made off with two tanks of high-value bull semen from a farm in Clogher, County Tyrone. The theft of the cryogenic storage units represents a major financial blow, with the contents estimated to be worth a substantial sum into the tens of thousands of pounds. The thieves targeted the farm sometime between Monday evening and Tuesday morning. The stolen semen was valuable genetic material used for artificial insemination in cattle breeding programs. The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) has launched an investigation and is appealing for witnesses. Given the highly specialized nature […] - [Froot Loop Weiners](https://luscious.wang/froot-loop-weiners/): The study conducted by researchers at the State University of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil explored the effects of comfort food and stress on the penises of rats. They fed a group of rats Froot Loops for eight weeks and then measured the length and girth of their penises. The research was published in the journal Heliyon under the title “Effects of comfort food diet on the penile morphology of stressed rats.” While it may seem unusual to study rat penises instead of human penises, there are several reasons for this approach. Animal studies are often conducted as a preliminary step […] - [New Study Finds Masturbating 21+ Times Per Month Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk](https://luscious.wang/new-study-finds-masturbating-21-times-per-month-reduces-prostate-cancer-risk/): New research suggests regularly masturbating could help men reduce their risk of prostate cancer. A recent study found that men who ejaculate at least 21 times per month may lower their chances of prostate cancer by up to a third. The study, published in European Urology, followed 31,925 men over 18 months and linked frequent masturbation with decreased prostate cancer risk, similar to the benefits of exercise and healthy eating. Researchers believe regularly clearing out toxins from the body through ejaculation offers protective effects. This adds to a growing consensus around the health benefits of masturbation for men. Despite viral movements […] - [Do Men Buy Flashy Cars to Overcompensate? Study Finds Truth in Old Stereotype](https://luscious.wang/do-men-buy-flashy-cars-to-overcompensate-study-finds-truth-in-old-stereotype/): Do Men Buy Flashy Cars to Overcompensate? Study Finds Truth in Old Stereotype A new study suggests there may be some truth to the old stereotype that men buy flashy sports cars to compensate for lacking in other areas. Researchers at a London university set out to explore if feelings of inadequacy about penis size motivate men to seek out symbols of virility like sports cars. The team manipulated participants’ perceptions of their manhoods by presenting misleading information intended to make some men feel below average in endowment. These men were then more likely to express interest in buying a sports […] - [UK Farmhand Pleads Guilty to Sexual Abuse of Cow After Getting Caught Red-Handed](https://luscious.wang/uk-farmhand-pleads-guilty-to-sexual-abuse-of-cow-after-getting-caught-red-handed/): A British farmhand has pleaded guilty to one of the most depraved acts imaginable – sexually abusing a cow. 25-year-old Liam Brown snuck into a barn in the middle of the night in Burton, Dorset and forcibly had intercourse with a cow.Unbeknownst to Brown, the farm owner had become concerned about the welfare of the young livestock. Alarms and surveillance equipment were set up to catch any abusive behavior. When Brown entered the barn that night in June, he triggered the alarms and was caught red-handed in the act by the farming family.DNA samples were taken from the cow after the […] - [Civil War Letter Reveals Soldier's Taboo Addiction to Masturbation](https://luscious.wang/civil-war-letter-reveals-soldiers-taboo-addiction-to-masturbation/): A recently surfaced 1864 letter provides a glimpse into a little-discussed affliction among Civil War soldiers – chronic masturbation. The handwritten note by Confederate Lt. William Dandridge Pitts inquires about the condition of his brother Charles, who was discharged from the army in 1862 due to an unspecified “illness.” Charles was residing at the Western Lunatic Asylum in Virginia. According to Charles’ doctor and accounts from fellow soldiers, his illness was a relentless addiction to masturbation. “I have had some conversation with the physician who attended my brother previous to his going to the asylum,” Lt. Pitts wrote, “and he advises […] - [Thousands of Smuggled Donkey Penises Seized in Nigeria Amid Surging Demand and Declining Population](https://luscious.wang/thousands-of-smuggled-donkey-penises-seized-in-nigeria-amid-surging-demand-and-declining-population/): Nigerian officials made a startling discovery in the north-central city of Kontagora last week – thousands of dried donkey penises being smuggled out of the country. The donkey parts were found hidden in a truck headed to Hong Kong, where they are highly valued for use in traditional Chinese medicine. This massive seizure sheds light on a booming and sinister trade that has wreaked havoc on Nigeria’s donkey population. As demand for donkey skins and body parts has skyrocketed in China in recent years, Nigerian donkeys have been slaughtered by the millions to feed this illicit industry. Conservationists warn that unchecked, […] - [Luscious Wang Store](https://luscious.wang/luscious-wang-store/) - [Shocking Ultrasound Reveals Microscopic Worms in Man's Scrotum: Unearthing a Rare Infection](https://luscious.wang/shocking-ultrasound-reveals-microscopic-worms-in-mans-scrotum-unearthing-a-rare-infection/): A disturbing video captures the moment when an ultrasound examination uncovered minuscule worms wriggling inside a man’s scrotum. The 26-year-old individual, hailing from New Delhi, India, sought help at a sexual health clinic due to discomfort and swelling in his right testicle. To the astonishment of doctors, the ultrasound revealed the presence of “linear structures in motion” within a narrow tube responsible for transporting fluid and white blood cells in the scrotum. The patient, who remained unnamed, received a diagnosis of lymphatic filariasis and was prescribed a three-week course of an anti-parasitic medication. Upon his return, the worms had vanished. This […] - [7.4 Million Brits Admit To Self-Pleasure At Work - Does It Boost Productivity?](https://luscious.wang/7-4-million-brits-admit-to-self-pleasure-at-work-does-it-boost-productivity/): A recent study conducted by Chemist4U found that approximately 7.4 million British individuals have engaged in self-pleasure during their work hours, with 14 percent admitting to this practice. Notably, London emerged as the top city for on-the-job self-indulgence, with 16 percent of respondents confessing to such behavior. - [Born Without An Anus](https://luscious.wang/born-without-an-anus/): A baby boy in Pakistan was born with an incredibly rare medical condition known as diphallia, which means he has two working penises but no anus. According to a team of researchers who published their findings in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports, the chances of being born with this condition are one in six million. Diphallia can present as complete or incomplete and is often associated with complex urological, gastrointestinal, or anorectal malformations. The abstract of the study revealed that the boy’s penises were both normal-shaped, with one being slightly larger than the other at 2.5 cm and 1.5 […] - [Ol' Wheelbarrow Scrot](https://luscious.wang/ol-wheelbarrow-scrot/): A man from Battle Creek, Michigan had to undergo a 14-hour operation to remove his 80-pound scrotum due to a rare condition called scrotal lymphedema. This left him in constant pain and struggling to walk, shower, or use the toilet. The condition also prevented him from having sex with his wife for seven years. Initially, doctors were unable to determine the cause of his condition, until he saw a TLC show titled The Man with the 132lb Scrotum and reached out to Warren’s doctor, Dr Joel Gelman, at UC Irvine Medical Centre. In 2014, Maurer underwent a 14-hour operation involving a […] - [Ol' Whistlin' Scrot](https://luscious.wang/ol-whistlin-scrot/): An Ohio man faced a terrifying ordeal when he heard strange noises coming from his genital area. The 72-year-old, who remains unidentified, has been diagnosed with a unique medical condition known as a “whistling scrotum,” according to a new study published in the American Journal of Case Reports. The man sought emergency medical attention as he was short of breath with a swollen face. An X-ray revealed excessive air in his body, which caused his lungs to collapse. If left untreated, this could have resulted in permanent damage to his heart and lungs, potentially leading to death. Doctors discovered that an […] - [Doctor ‘cuts off man’s penis’ after mistaking syphilis for cancer](https://luscious.wang/doctor-cuts-off-mans-penis-after-mistaking-syphilis-for-cancer/): A man from Italy is seeking €400,000 (£354,000) in compensation after surgeons allegedly wrongly amputated his penis, believing it to be cancerous. It was later discovered that he had a form of syphilis that could have been treated with medication. The surgery occurred in November 2018 at San Donato Hospital in Arezzo, Tuscany, and the patient, now 68 years old, intends to take the 35-year-old urologist responsible to court. A preliminary hearing in a court in Arezzo next month will determine whether the case will proceed to trial. The man has requested anonymity due to the sensitive nature of the situation […] - [After a tragic incident in which his penis was completely torn off, a man received a bionic replacement](https://luscious.wang/after-a-tragic-incident-in-which-his-penis-was-completely-torn-off-a-man-received-a-bionic-replacement/): In 1972, Mo Abad was just six years old when he was pulled under a moving vehicle while walking home from a football game in Huddersfield. The accident left him with severe injuries to his groin, resulting in a fleshy tube for a penis, an inability to have sex, and the need to sit down to urinate. Mo, who now resides in Edinburgh, recounted in a conversation with LadBible last year that he was given a mere 12 hours to survive after the accident occurred. The impact had completely destroyed one testicle, while the other was pushed into his groin area. […] - [Northwest Indiana woman accused of pulling man’s penis ‘in violent manner’](https://luscious.wang/northwest-indiana-woman-accused-of-pulling-mans-penis-in-violent-manner/): A 20-year-old woman from Northwest Indiana was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly violently pulling a man’s penis. Police were called to the 700 block of Dearborn Road in Portage Township just before 7:15 p.m. on a battery report. The caller, a 26-year-old man from Valparaiso, reported that he was in a verbal argument with Zephanie Pennywell in the kitchen when she chased him, grabbed his shirt, and then grabbed his penis in a violent manner, refusing to let go and starting to pull. A roommate provided video footage of the incident, which showed Pennywell charging the man and grabbing his groin […] - [The female insect possesses a protruding genital organ that resembles a penis and is used to penetrate the male's vagina-like structure](https://luscious.wang/the-female-insect-possesses-a-protruding-genital-organ-that-resembles-a-penis-and-is-used-to-penetrate-the-males-vagina-like-structure/): Male barklice of the species Neotrogla have a vagina-like indentation, while their female counterparts have a penis-like structure called a gynosome. This unique genital reversal was studied by a team of entomologists from Hokkaido University, who used micro computer tomography to create 3D models of copulating winged insects from Brazilian caves. The gynosome is a complex organ with specific muscles and pipes that enable females to attach themselves to males for extended periods of up to 70 hours. One set of muscles unfurls the gynosome, allowing it to enter the male and suck up semen. Another set of muscles then contracts […] - [Human penis found at gas station](https://luscious.wang/human-penis-found-at-gas-station/): An Alabama gas station parking lot was the site of an unusual discovery when a human penis was found early Monday morning, according to a local newspaper. The gas station is situated on Interstate 10 in Mobile. The Mobile Police Department suspects that the penis may have belonged to a victim of a fatal motorcycle accident that occurred on a nearby highway. Christopher Means, aged 29, passed away after losing control of his motorcycle and being struck by multiple vehicles. The Mobile Police Department has confirmed to FOX News Digital that the penis discovered at the gas station is not linked […] - [Home care worker puts penis in resident's mouth for 'comfort'](https://luscious.wang/home-care-worker-puts-penis-in-residents-mouth-for-comfort/): A court has heard that a care home worker sexually assaulted a vulnerable resident in order to “comfort” her. The accused, Samuel Shaheen, reportedly repeatedly kissed the woman, touched her breasts and buttocks, and inserted his penis in her mouth while assuring her that it was their “little secret.” According to prosecutor Ian Wright, Shaheen, who was a qualified nurse in his home country, was working as a care assistant at a residential home in Neath Port Talbot when he committed the acts. He allegedly carried out the sexual assaults on multiple occasions, with the victim being a woman with various […] - [Passengers Kicked Off Flight for Saying 'Penis'](https://luscious.wang/passengers-kicked-off-flight-for-saying-penis/): On Monday night, three passengers were removed from a flight at Flint Bishop International Airport by flight attendants. Two of them were allegedly kicked off the plane for using a certain anatomical term, according to the passengers. The incident involved a father-in-law and son who claimed that they were having a good time and mentioned the word “penis” without any derogatory intent. However, the flight crew had deemed their behavior unruly, possibly due to other factors such as being intoxicated or aggressive. Allegiant Airlines provided a different version of the story, stating that the passengers failed to comply with the crew’s […] - [Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis](https://luscious.wang/man-gets-jump-rope-stuck-in-bladder-after-shoving-it-into-his-penis/): A 79-year-old man from Japan ended up with a 90-inch jump-rope stuck in his bladder after inserting it into his urethra. In a published September study in Urology Case Reports, doctors found that the rope became tangled in the man’s bladder, forcing him to seek medical attention for difficulty with urination. Medical professionals investigating the issue found a wire-like coiled foreign body in his bladder accompanied by acoustic shadows, leading to the man’s admission of what happened. The medical team found surgery to be the only way to remove the rope through an incision in the man’s abdomen. While the man […] - [Florida Man Sexually Abused a Goldendoodle in Front of Multiple Witnesses an then destroyed a Church Nativity Scene](https://luscious.wang/florida-man-sexually-abused-a-goldendoodle-in-front-of-multiple-witnesses-an-then-destroyed-a-church-nativity-scene/): A man in Florida was arrested for allegedly sexually abusing a dog in front of several families before damaging a nativity display at a church and attempting to steal a car. Chad Albert Mason, 36, was charged with one count of sexual activity involving an animal, two counts of exposing sexual organs, and two counts of lewd or lascivious exhibition. Police were alerted about the sexual activity involving animals after receiving multiple 911 calls on Sunday. Mason allegedly inserted his penis into the dog’s anus and performed a sex act in front of numerous adults, including a child. He fled after […] - [Sex toy with a womans boyfriend's ashes inside at airport security](https://luscious.wang/sex-toy-with-a-womans-boyfriends-ashes-inside-at-airport-security/): A 23-year-old Australian law student, Sarah Button, made headlines after passing through airport security in the United Arab Emirates with a unique accessory. She was wearing a butt plug that contained her deceased boyfriend’s ashes, a gift from him before he passed away. The incident caused the alarms to go off, and she and her friend were pulled aside by airport security. Button documented the experience on her TikTok page, which went viral and gained millions of views. Button explained that the sex toy was a joke between her and her boyfriend, who had spent a lot of time in that […] - [Whale Of A Penis](https://luscious.wang/whale-of-a-penis/): A penis from a whale was discovered by a Queensland, Australia, woman. The huge, grayish item found by a lady who’d been strolling along the ocean side at Attractive Island recently. She said in a TikTok video, ” What on earth is that? It’s huge, about the same size as my leg. This is disgusting. Many people speculated as to what it might be because it appeared “fleshy” at the top, as if it had been separated from an animal. Due to the fact that humpback whales are currently breeding in the area, some thought it might be a whale’s penis. […] - [Disfigured Penis](https://luscious.wang/disfigured-penis/): On Friday, pictures of Harvey Weinstein’s genitalia were shown to the jury in his Los Angeles sex crimes trial. The pictures were remembered for an envelope of other photographs and reports introduced to the 12-part jury in a confidential room at Los Angeles Predominant Court. In Weinstein’s trial for 11 counts of rape and sexual assault against five women between 2003 and 2014, the collection of documents was included as an exhibit. The private parts of the convicted pervert are the focus of Weinstein’s most recent trial. According to prosecutors, the disgraced film producer had surgery in 1999 to treat Fournier’s […] - [Fish-Like Genitals](https://luscious.wang/fish-like-genitals/): Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the wife of California Gov. Gavin Newsom, sobbed as she described Harvey Weinstein’s distorted and fish-like genitals during her bombshell testimony at the disgraced movie producer’s sexual assault trial on Monday. She was describing Weinstein’s penis, which she described as “fish-like.” Siebel Newsom broke down in tears as she described how Weinstein allegedly raped her in 2005 at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. She was identified in court as Jane Doe 4. Standing, I am. She stated, “I’m resisting.” Horror. I’m shaking. My worst nightmare is this. I’m nothing more than a blow-up doll that he’s using […] - [Perineum Sunning](https://luscious.wang/perineum-sunning/): Wellness influencers swear by the newest craze: perineum sunning. They’re getting some sun where the sun doesn’t shine. Tanning one’s cans, also known as perineum sunning by influencers, is the hottest wellness trend. An influencer who goes by the name Ra of Earth states, You will receive more energy from this electric node in a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on. He makes a gesture toward the sun while three naked men lie down, point their backs to the sky, and make sounds of pleasure in […] - [Subscribe to the CJ's Podcast](https://luscious.wang/listen-to-the-latest-cjs-podcast/) - [Listen to our latest podcast](https://luscious.wang/listen-to-our-latest-podcast-2/) - [Listen to our latest podcast](https://luscious.wang/listen-to-our-latest-podcast/) - [Pakistani man needs 18 cm long electrical wire pulled out of his penis after it got stuck during DIY attempt to help him urinate](https://luscious.wang/pakistani-man-64-needs-18cm-long-electrical-wire-pulled-out-of-his-penis-after-it-got-stuck-during-diy-attempt-to-help-him-urinate/): A 64-year-old Pakistani man needs an 18-centimeter electrical wire pulled out of his penis because it got stuck in his urethra during a DIY attempt to help him urinate. The Pakistani man shoved the 18-centimeter wire into his urethra, but it got stuck. He told the doctors who treated him at Karachi’s Abbasi Shaheed Hospital that he had put in the object to help him urinate.The unidentified man informed them that prior to inserting the wire inside himself, he had been experiencing pain and having trouble urinating for two months.Doctors wrote in the journal Urology Case Reports that when they touched […] - [Man, 47, who had a new penis attached to his ARM for six years after original fell off due to horrific blood infection finally has manhood back in correct place](https://luscious.wang/man-47-who-had-a-new-penis-attached-to-his-arm-for-six-years-after-original-fell-off-due-to-horrific-blood-infection-finally-has-manhood-back-in-correct-place/): After six years of wearing his new penis on his arm, the man has finally had it put in the right place. In 2014, 47-year-old Malcom MacDonald had his member amputated after a blood infection caused it to decay; however, his testicles were unharmed. The mechanic turned to alcohol and became a recluse because he was afraid he would have a stump for the rest of his life. However, in a £50,000 NHS-funded operation in 2015, doctors revealed that he could have a new penis grafted from the skin on his arm. However, due to a lack of oxygen in his […] - [New Zealand man was left unable to urinate for three months after suffering grisly penile injury](https://luscious.wang/new-zealand-man-49-was-left-unable-to-urinate-for-three-months-after-suffering-grisly-penile-injury-when-he-fell-10-feet-onto-a-fence-post/): A 49-year-old man from New Zealand was unable to urinate for three months after suffering a horrific penile injury when he fell nearly 10 feet onto a fence post. After the three-meter fall, he started bleeding from the end of his member. Doctors discovered that he had a small hole in his urethra that was allowing blood to enter it. He was given an indwelling catheter for months, which forced him to urinate into a bag. After his unfortunate landing, which put the post between his legs, the 49-year-old began bleeding from the end of his penis.The impact made it difficult […] - [Crack That Cock](https://luscious.wang/indonesian-man-44-snaps-his-penis-and-hears-a-cracking-sound-during-vigorous-cowgirl-sex-with-wife/): During “vigorous” sex with his wife, an Indonesian man snapped his penis. While his lover was in the cowgirl position, the 44-year-old Bali man heard “a crack,” which was followed by excruciating pain. When his penis slipped out while she was on top of him, she fell on top of it with her perineum, which is the area between her vagina and anus. His erection ended right away, and horrifying images show his penis hanging at an angle. After waiting three hours before going to the hospital, the unidentified man became concerned when his penis began to swell and blood began […] - [Iranian boy is born WITHOUT a penis: Baby has intact scrotum but urinates out of his anus in one in 30 million medical deformity](https://luscious.wang/iranian-boy-is-born-without-a-penis-baby-has-intact-scrotum-but-urinates-out-of-his-anus-in-one30million-medical-deformity/): An Iranian boy was born without a penis, and surgeons want to make him a vagina, which is controversial. Medically known as aphallia, the condition of the unidentified boy is so uncommon that it is thought to only occur in one in thirty million births. In the medical literature, fewer than one hundred cases have been reported. When his case was first reported in a journal, the boy, who was 14 months old at the time, still had two testicles and a healthy scrotum. However, his extraordinary defect caused him to urinate through his anus. 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(Photo: Andrew Harnik/AP) - [Tales Of Wangs Past](https://luscious.wang/14236/): Retired professional golfer Jack Nicklaus, center, wipes his eyes following a speech by his son, Jack Nicklaus II, Tuesday, March 24, 2015, during a ceremony on Capitol Hill in Washington, where he recalled the very first wang he pleasured and the vigor in which he pleasured it. Nicklaus sits with House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, right, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California who both also regaled the audience with their tales of wangs past. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik) - [Delicious Ear Nectar](https://luscious.wang/14224/): 8-month-old Andrew Belz rips off the ear of Ol’ Baseball Mitt-Face U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and feasts on the delicious ear nectar within at Collier Field House at Yongsan Garrison in Seoul, Monday, May 18, 2015. (Saul Loeb/Pool Photo via AP) - [Ride the Mommy Train](https://luscious.wang/14221/): A young child demonstrates the minimum size required to ride the mommy train. Choo-choo! (Kai Pfaffenbach/Reuters) - [Blitzkrieg the Pussy](https://luscious.wang/14215/): German chancellor Angela Merkel demonstrates the size of dong that is required to blitzkrieg that pussy to U.S. president Barack Obama at Schloss Elmau hotel near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, southern Germany, Monday June 8, 2015 during the G-7 summit. (Michael Kappeler/Pool Photo via AP) - [Bernd Lucke Squeals With Delight](https://luscious.wang/14209/): Bernd Lucke, founder and co-chairman of the eurosceptic Alternative fuer Deutschland (AfD) squeals with delight at recalling the size of his favorite trouser snake while he addresses the party congress in Essen, western Germany, July 4, 2015. (REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay) - [Hillary Clinton Eats Children](https://luscious.wang/14204/): Hillary Clinton squeals with delight at the sight of all the little children she can eat in the audience as she arrives at a town hall campaign event, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016, in Derry, N.H. (AP Photo/Steven Senne) - [Donald Trump Loves Scrumptious Weiner](https://luscious.wang/14198/): ​Donald Trump is giddy with glee at the sight of a scrumptious weiner during a CNN town hall at the University of South Carolina in Columbia, S.C. (Photo: Andrew Harnik/AP) - [Herschel Walker](https://luscious.wang/herschel-walker/): Herschel Walker wants to eat your face. - [​Donald Trump: Wang Hunter](https://luscious.wang/14192/): ​Donald Trump on the hunt for any luscious wangs in the audience at a rally at Clemson University’s livestock arena in Pendleton, S.C. 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