
Ted Cruz strangles a drifter while whispering “the crow flies at midnight” at a rally at Springmaid Resort in Myrtle Beach, S.C. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)
For it is written, to the one with much juice, much deliciousness will be given unto him. Much love to the juicy.

Ted Cruz strangles a drifter while whispering “the crow flies at midnight” at a rally at Springmaid Resort in Myrtle Beach, S.C. (Photo: Randall Hill/Reuters)

An Alabama gas station parking lot was the site of an unusual discovery when a human penis was found early Monday morning, according to a local newspaper. The gas station is situated on Interstate 10 in Mobile.
The Mobile Police Department suspects that the penis may have belonged to a victim of a fatal motorcycle accident that occurred on a nearby highway. Christopher Means, aged 29, passed away after losing control of his motorcycle and being struck by multiple vehicles.
The Mobile Police Department has confirmed to FOX News Digital that the penis discovered at the gas station is not linked to an assault or a murder. A gas station employee is said to have discovered the body part.
Though the police have not explained how the penis ended up at the gas station, local reports indicate that surveillance footage indicates that it may have dropped from a truck that had pulled over for fuel.


A 64-year-old Pakistani man needs an 18-centimeter electrical wire pulled out of his penis because it got stuck in his urethra during a DIY attempt to help him urinate. The Pakistani man shoved the 18-centimeter wire into his urethra, but it got stuck.
He told the doctors who treated him at Karachi’s Abbasi Shaheed Hospital that he had put in the object to help him urinate.The unidentified man informed them that prior to inserting the wire inside himself, he had been experiencing pain and having trouble urinating for two months.
Doctors wrote in the journal Urology Case Reports that when they touched the wire in his penis, they could actually feel it.
An X-ray revealed that the wire had reached the man’s bladder all the way up his urethra.To examine the wire, surgeons had planned to insert a camera into the man’s urethra.
On the other hand, when he spread his meatus, they could see the hole through which urine flows.
The doctor then used forceps to manually remove the object.
This X-ray shows that the man’s wire is inside his urethra and extends all the way to his bladder. The doctor was able to use forceps to grab the tip of the wire and pull it back out of his penis. The doctor said the patient didn’t have any bleeding or injury after the wire was removed.
The authors did not specify whether the man in the most recent case had ever done so before or if it was a one-time occurrence.
They also didn’t say exactly when this happened or explain why the man was having trouble urinating in the first place.
However, they claimed that the man had not had a sexual encounter in three years.

A penis from a whale was discovered by a Queensland, Australia, woman. The huge, grayish item found by a lady who’d been strolling along the ocean side at Attractive Island recently.

She said in a TikTok video, ” What on earth is that? It’s huge, about the same size as my leg. This is disgusting.
Many people speculated as to what it might be because it appeared “fleshy” at the top, as if it had been separated from an animal.
Due to the fact that humpback whales are currently breeding in the area, some thought it might be a whale’s penis.
Dr. Vanessa Pirotta, a wildlife expert, also responded to the video, stating that scientists would not be able to precisely identify the object without seeing it firsthand.
“As scientists, we want as much information as we can get about the size and how it looks from every angle, so we don’t know at this point.
“There are currently a lot of humpback whales in the area where this unidentified object was discovered.”
However, she did not rule out the possibility that the penis was “bitten off,” stating that “it is very unlikely that it was bitten off by another” if it belonged to a humpback whale.
She continued, I’ve never heard of a male whale biting off another male’s penis because these whales don’t have teeth but rather baleen, long hair-like strands.
Despite the absence of markings, she asserted that it could have been attacked by a killer whale or another predator.
